Q.
Why are the toilets in amusement park haunted houses six
inches higher than normal?
A. They want to keep visitors on their toes.
Q.
What did the thousand-year-old skeleton complain about while
trick or treating?
A. Aching bones.
Q.
What song do skeleton criminals listen to on Halloween?
A. Bad to the Bone.
Q.
How many bones are there in a graveyard?
A. A skele-ton. |
Q.
What killer round did the zombie order at the bar on Halloween?
A. A shot of ta-kill-ya, a Bloody Mary, and a Mind Eraser!
Q.
Where do zombies hunt for dinner?
A. In the living room.
Q.
Who won the zombie apolcalypse?
A. Nobody. It was a dead tie.
Q.
What happened to the ghoulish standup comedian who performed
at the haunted house on Halloween?
A. He got booed off stage.
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Q.
What do skeletons say when they depart on a Halloween journey?
A. Bone Voyage!
Scary
Halloween Tip of the Day: When one door closes and another
one opens, your house is definitely haunted. So, run like
hell!
Q.
What do you call a skeleton that won't get up the morning
after Halloween?
A. Lazy Bones!
Q.
What is a mortician's favorite Halloween party game?
A. Formaldahyde and ghost seek.
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