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Vampire
Jokes, Dracula Puns, Blood Thirsty Humor
4
out of 5 vampires agree bloody funny jokes, vampire humor, and Dracula
puns really do suck!
Thirsty
Vampire Humor = Bloody Funny Jokes
(Because Killer Humor and Immortal
Vamp Jokes Are Never TOO Mainstream for the Lovely
Ghoul Necks Door!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Vein vampire jokes, coffin spells, and
batty puns lie in wait tonight.
| Vampire Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Vampire Arts | Bloody
Funny | 2 | Friday
the 13th Humor |
| Haunted Halloween Jokes | Funny
Halloween Treats | Halloween Music Jokes
| Pumpkin Puns |
| Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Deadly
Cemetery Jokes | Haunted House
Humor | Werewolf Jokes |
| Scary Drinks | Frightful
Food | Scary Fun | Spooky
Sports | Frightful Fashion
| Scary Dentist |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster
Jokes | Mummy Puns | Skeleton
Jokes | Witch Humor |
Zombie Jokes |
Q.
What does Dracula like for dessert?
A. Leeches and scream.
Q.
What is the name of Dracula's new swanky new ship?
A. The Blood Vessel. |
Q.
Why don't witches go fishing?
A. Because they can only cast spells.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
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Q.
How does a hacker vampire kill its victims?
A. With a kill-o-byte.
Q.
Why was the blonde vampire considered simple-minded?
A. Because she was a complete sucker. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
A. A blood thirsty fangster.
Q.
What is a vampire's favorite craft?
A. En-graving. |
Q.
How does Dracula like his food served?
A. In bite-sized pieces.
Q.
Why do vampires brush and floss their teeth so often?
A. So they won't have bat breath!
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Q.
Why doesn't Dracula have very many friends?
A. Because he's such a big pain in the neck.
Q.
How can you tell a vampire is sick?
A. He's coffin. |
Q.
Who is a vampire's favorite superhero?
A. Batman!
Q.
How do you get into a vampire drama school?
A. Just act supernatural. |
Q.
How do vampires recharge at work during mid-afternoon?
A. They take a coffin break.
Q.
How much did the psychic know about Count Dracula?
A. A medium amount of information. |
Q.
Why do vampires just scare you for fun?
A. So they don't get board to death!
Q.
What's the difference between a vampire with a toothache
and a Colorado thunderstorm?
A. One roars in pain. The other pours in rain. |
Q.
How does a ghoul say goodbye to a vampire?
A. So long, Sucka! |
Q.
What does a vampire fear the most?
A. Tooth decay.
Bloody
Funny Point to Ponder: Are elderly vampires long in the
tooth? |
Q.
Which soup does a casual vampire chef cook with?
A. Scream of Mushroom. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and aggressive Internet
advertising?
A. A blood thirsty hacker. |
Q.
Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?
A. Because OCT(all)31=DEC(imal)25 |
Q.
What did the vampire say after reading all these bloody
funny puns?
A. "These jokes SUCK!" |
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Vampire Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Vampire Arts | Bloody
Funny | 2 | Friday
the 13th Humor |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster
Jokes | Mummy Puns | Skeleton
Jokes | Witch Puns | Scary
Funny Puns |
| Deadly Cemetery Jokes | Tasty
Cannibal Jokes | Haunted House
Humor | Werewolf Jokes |
| Halloween Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Halloween Music | Pumpkin
Puns, Jack-O-Lantern Jokes |
| Scary Animal Jokes | Bat
Jokes | Bigfoot Sightings | Spider
Jokes | Zombie Jokes | Brain
Puns |
| Scary Cocktail Jokes, BOOze
Puns, Spooky Drink LOLs | Frightful
Food Puns | Scary Party Jokes |
| Scary Sports Jokes | Frightful
Fashion Jokes, Scary Clothing Humor | Scary
DentistJokes |
| Old Never Die Jokes | Scary
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Clown Jokes
| Creepy Mimes | Chilling
LOLs |

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