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Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A. A Nectarine!
Q. What did the vampire have for dessert? A. Whine and I Scream!
Q. Which ice cream flavor is a vampire's favorite? A. Vein-illa!

 


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Halloween Jokes, Trick or Treat Humor, Treat Puns
(Because Candy-Coated Memes Are Too Mainstream, But There Could Never Be Too Many Snickers!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Killer jokes, inedible puns, and hellish treats lie dead ahead.
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Q. Where do monsters get their cookies? A. From the Ghoul Scouts!Q. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? A. Candy Cornea!Q. What is a ghoul's favorite cheese? A. Monster-Ella!

Q. How fast did the monster eat his Halloween lunch?
A. He bolted it down.

Q. What did the cannibal say when he was full?
A. I can't eat another mortal.

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the Halloween party?
A. Because everyone there was a goblin.

Q. What do you call stolen Halloween candy?
A. Hot Chocolate!

Q. Why did the monster pour nacho cheese all over people's feet?
A. He was hungry for Dori-toes.

Q. Why did the mommy monster tell her child not to eat uranium?
A. So he wouldn't get atomic-ache.

Q. What kind of dessert does a ghoul like? A. Ice scream!Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner? A. S-Boo-Ghetti!Q. Why didn't the skeleton like the Halloween candy? A. He just didn't have the stomach for it!

Q. Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant?
A. They put garlic on his pizza.

Q. What do they serve at the monster school cafeteria?
A. Human beans, broiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream.

Q. What does a mommy monster say to the kids at dinner time?
A. Don't talk with somebody in your mouth.

Q. What do you eat for lunch on a haunted beach? A. A Sand-Witch!Q. What is a ghost's favorite dessert? A. Booberry pie!Q. Where do ghosts buy their food? A. At the ghost-ery store!

Q. Which side dish do monsters eat with a sandwich?
A. Ghoul-slaw.

Q. How did the zombie die?
A. Somebody threw him a green Lifesaver.

Q. What kind of breakfast cereal do monsters like most?
A. Ghost-Toasties.

Q. What is a cannibal's favorite food?
A. Baked Beings.

Q. When do monsters eat breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

Q. How monsters like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried!

Q. How did the trick-or-treaters feel after eating so much candy? A. Fright-full!Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A. Pumpkin Pi!Q. What do ghouls eat for supper? A. Spook-etti!

Q. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A. Spareribs.

Q. Which day do monsters eat people?
A. ChewsDay!

Q. What is a monster's favorite refreshing Halloween party beverage?
A. Demon-ade.

Q. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. For exceeding the feed limit.

Q. What do monsters eat at October barbeques?
A. Hallo-weenies!

Q. What do young female monsters do at parties?
A. They look for edible bachelors!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? A. Booberries!Q. What do you get if you cross a witch with sand? A. A sandwich!Q. What is a vampire's favorite soup? A. Scream of Tomato!

Q. What is a cannibal's favorite food?
A. Baked Beings.

Q. What does a witch's cat like for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies.

First Monster: "Am I late for dinner?"
Second Monster: "Yes, everyone's been eaten."

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