| Q.
Why did ghosts go to a bar on Halloween?
A. For the boos!
Q.
Why should a skeleton drink eight glasses of milk per day?
A. They say it's good for the bones.
Q.
Who wrote the scary new cookbook, I Am The Evil Child?
A. May I. Butcher.
Q.
Why are ghosts so popular at Halloween parties?
A. 'Cause they always bring the boos! |
Q.
Where do people who have eaten too many Big Macs go in the
afterlife?
A. Burger-tory.
Witch
Tip of the Day: Nobody likes spoiled children, so be sure
to use airtight containers on Halloween.
Q.
What does a witch's cat like for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies.
A
guy walks into a graveyard bar and asks the bartender for
a beer. Bartender replies, "Sorry, we only serve spirits
here."
Q.
What do bratty Daleks do to houses with inferior Halloween
treats?
A. Eggsterminate! |
Q.
What does Dracula like for dessert?
A. Leeches and scream.
First
Monster: Am I late for dinner?
Second Monster: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
Q.
Where does a mummy drink his espresso?
A. At the Sar-Coffee-Gus.
Q.
Where do skeletons like to eat at the mall?
A. Cinnabone.
Q.
What does the Loch Ness monster eat?
A. Fish and ships. |
