Q.
What time is it when you've crossed a clock and a chicken?
A. Whatever-a-cluck!
Q.
How does a chicken learn how to cross the road?
A. She just wings it.
Q.
Where do zombie chickens cross the in south London to attack?
A. Peckham.
A
chicken crosses the road and walks into a bar. The bartender
says, "Sorry, we don't serve poultry here." The
chicken replies, "That's okay, I just want a drink."
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because it was an egg-cellent idea!
Q.
Why did the redneck cross the road?
A. To eat the runned over chickens! |
Q.
Why did the cop ticket the computer when it crossed the
road?
A. Because it was speeding along the information highway!
Q.
Why did the pot pie cross th road?
A. 'Cause she was meat 'n a potato.
Q.
Why are mountains the most fun place to go on your road
vacation?
A. Because they're hill areas!
Q.
Why did the fish cross the road?
A. To get to the other tide.
Q.
Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a zebra?
A. Twp streets further away. |
Q.
Why did the cops pull over the Mini Cooper full of clowns
on their way across the road?
A. For the fun of it, plus they obviously weren't wearing
seat belts.
Q.
Why did the double agent cross the road?
A. Because he never really was on your side.
Q.
Why did the tuna fish cross the road?
A. Sushi could get to the other side.
Running
up across a steep Colorado road can be great exercise, if
you are so inclined.
Q.
Why did the cow in Colorado cross the road?
A. In an attempt to evade the cattle multilators. |