Q.
Which fuel additive do chic trendy chefs cook up?
A. Molecular Gastronomy.
Q.
Which kind of bread is used to make gas station convenience
store sandwiches?
A. Pump-ernickle.
Q.
What kind of salad can you buy at a gas station convenience
store?
A. Regular and un-lettuced .
Q.
Which kind of convenince store sells both gasoline and hamburgers?
A. A grilling station.
Q.
What do you call farts caused by eating refried beans along
with onions?
A. Tear Gas!
Q.
What do they call the refueling center that suffered a deadly
explosion?
A. The killing station.
Q.
Where will you find the cleanest restrooms on a road trip?
A. At the guest station. |
Q.
What is the most popular gas brand in Naples, Italy?
A. Pump Pay.
Q.
What did the attendant at the Esso station in Winnepeg say
to his customer?
A. Have an ice day!
Q.
What was the name of the gas station owner's daughter in
that classic 1950s movie?
A. Ethel.
Q.
Which gas station caters to royalty and heads of state?
A. Pump and Circumstance.
Q.
Which breed of dog do gas station owners prefer?
A. Pumperanians.
Q.
Where can you find the most filling stations per capita?
A. GasMoline, Illinois.
Q.
Which oil company mogul wrote the book, When You Feel
Empty Inside?
A. Phil R. Upp.
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Q.
What did the guy say when he saw how much it cost to fill
up his new SUV?
A. I'm absolutely a gas-t!
Q.
What is it called when you can't clearly see the price per
gallon at the fuel pump?
A. A gas mask.
Q.
Which classic rock song automatically plays in your head
when the needle's been on E for the last 25 miles with no
gas station in sight?
A. Running On Empty by Jackson Browne.
Q.
Who wrote the book, Where To Stop; On Your Road Trip
Vacation?
A. Gus Stay-Shun.
Q.
Who does high-tech spot checks for fuel pump safety at filling
stations?
A. Inspector Gasket.
Q.
What do the two cousins who work at the gas station call
each other?
A. Pump-kin. |