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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously, it was the logical thing to do! – Mr Spock
Q. Why did the droid cross the road? A. It was programmed by a chicken!
Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. To assimilate the chicken!
Star Trek Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road? Insufficient Information! – Computer

 


What Happens If You Cross the Road in Space?
Sci-fi chicken cross the road humor, poultry in motion puns, and chickens in space jokes.

Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes & Boldly Go Chickens
(Because Chickens That Boldly Go Are Not TOO Mainstream in the Galactic Empire or Sector Zero Zero One!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Cybermen humor, cyborg jokes, and funky chicken puns on the move ahead!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Dammin Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! - Bones McCoyQ. Why didn't Luke cross the road? A. Because he'd get a ticket for skywaling!Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before! – James T Kirk

Q. What did Bones McCoy say when Captain Kirk asked him why the chicken crossed the road?
A. Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a farmer.

Q. Why didn't the Enterprise's red shirt chicken cross the road?
A. She had a few lines in upcoming episodes.

Q. Why did Chekov cross the road?
A. Aye, Captin! Just obeying orders.

Q. Why did Major Don West risk crossing the road?
A. Because he was fond of chickens and the Jupiter 2 was already Lost In Space.

Q. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker before he crossed the road?
A. May the Floss be with you!

Q. Why didn't Luke cross the road?
A. He didn't want another ticket for Skywalking.

Q. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side.

Q. Why did the Jed-eye cross the road?
A. Because that looked like the way to go.

Q. Why did the crew of the Jupiter 2 cross the road?
A. To get to Alpha Centauri.

Q. Why did Captain Kirk cross the road?
A. To get to the port-a-potty on the other side, where no man has gone before.

Q. Why did Lt. Uhura cross the road?
A. To get away from the hail storm!

Q. Why did the Star Trek rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to see if there was new life at the chicken strip club.

Q. After leaving the Saturn Space Station, what did Maureen Robinson say when she saw a stray collie cross the road on Priplanus?
A. Lassie, are you Lost In Space, too?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The wee transporter beam was not functioning properly! – Mr. ScottWhy did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. DataQ. Why did the Sontaran cross the road? A. It was a tactical move to confuse the chicken!

Q. Why did Scotty cross the road?
A. 'Cause he was givin' her all she's got, Captain!

Q. Why did the Enterprising rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do something stellar.

Q. Why did a one-armed android cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.

Q. Why did Carl Sagan cross the road?
A. Because there are billions and billions of jokes and Painful Puns on the other side.

Q. Why did Commander Data cross the road?
A. He wanted to see why that would be considered humorous.

Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road in TOS Episode 29?
A. Because it was stuck on Data's boot.

Q. Why did Data's cat cross the road?
A. Spot wanted to chase the chickens on the other side.

Q. What did The Robot say when Will Robinson started to cross the road on the unknown planet?
A. Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

Q. Why did the time-traveling chicken cross the road?
A. To find out what all the jokes were about.

Q. Why didn't the quantum chicken have to cross the road?
A. She was already on both sides.

Q. Why did the time traveler cross the road?
A. Because it was bound to happen.

Q. Why didn't the avian droid just fly cross the road?
A. Because it was programmed by a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For the honor of all chickens! – Mr WorfQ. Why did Yoda cross the road? A. Because the chicken forced him!Why did the chicken cross the road? There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway! – Kathryn Janeway

Q. Why did the Klingon hen cross the road?
A. To prove she wasn't a PetaQ chicken and for the Qapla!

Q. Why did Doctor Crusher cross the road for one season and then return?
A. Because Wesley was just too irritating and needed a good Pulaski.

Q. Why did Mr. Homn cross the road?
A. To get away from Lwaxana Troi.

Q. Why did Erich von Daniken walk across the road?
A. Because Ancient Aliens gods took off in his chariot.

Q. Why did Yoda's Jedi chickens all cross the road?
A. To avoid these lame chicken jokes on the Dark Side!

Q. Why did Yoda drive across the road?
A. Because the Porsche was with him.

Q. Why did the lettuce cross the road?
A. Because Yoda gave her a greens thumbs up.

Q. Why did Yoda cross the road?
A. Forced him to, a chicken did.

Q. Why did Giorgio Tsoukalos cross the road?
A. Because. Aliens.

Q. Why would a sci-fi chicken be afraid to cross the road?
A. It was a three-way intersection.

Q. Why didn't the Star Trek Q chicken cross the road?
A. Because that road led out of the Continuum.

Q. Why did the hologram chicken cross the road?
A. Just for the egg-citement of it all!

Q. Why did Major Don West cross the road on Priplanus?
A. Because Judy Robinson was on the other side.

Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. Because it assimilated the chicken!Why did the chicken cross the road? I knew it was going to happen! I could sense it! – Deanna TroiQ. Why did the Cyberman cross the road? A. To upgrade the person on the other side!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her starship was assimilated by the Borg.

Q. Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise crew.

Q. Why did Deana Troi cross the road?
A. To get away from both Will Riker and Thomas Riker.

Q. Why did Spock cross the road?
A. He was driven by Pon Farr.

Q. Why did Riker's trombone-playing chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!

Q. Why did the sci-fi chicken cross the Net?
A. To get to the other site, in the future!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Don't you just hate sci-fi time paradox jokes?

Q. Why did Tom, Dick, and Harry cross the road on that third rock from the sun?
A. To see the big giant head on the other side.

Q. Why did the Cyberman cross the road?
A. To see Who was on the other side.

Q. Who knew there would be so many chickens crossing the road throughout time?
A. Yes, the Doctor DID!

Q. Why did the first Cyberman cross the road in 1966?
A. Because cyborgs knew then what they know now, and Who they know now.

Q. Why did Alf cross the road?
A. To see if Earth cats were tastier than cats on planet Melmac.

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