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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!
Q. How is duct tape like the Force? A. It has a light side, a dark side and binds the galaxy together!

 


What Happens If You Cross the Road in Space?
Sci-fi chicken cross the road humor, poultry in motion puns, and chickens in space jokes.

Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes & Boldly Go Chickens
(Because Chickens That Boldly Go Are Not Too Mainstream in the Galactic Empire or Sector Zero Zero One)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Cyborgs, Cybermen, and Chickens Ahead!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Dammin Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! - Bones McCoyQ. Why didn't Luke cross the road? A. Because he'd get a ticket for skywaling!Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before! – James T Kirk

Q. Why did the sci-fi chicken cross the Net?
A. To get to the other site, in the future!

Q. Why didn't the Enterprise's red shirt chicken cross the road?
A. She had a few lines in upcoming episodes.

Q. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker before he crossed the road?
A. May the Floss be with you!

Q. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side.

Q. Why did the Star Trek rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to see if there was new life at the chicken strip club.

Q. Why did the hologram chicken cross the road?
A. Just for the egg-citement of it all!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The wee transporter beam was not functioning properly! – Mr. ScottWhy did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. DataQ. Why did the Sontaran cross the road? A. It was a tactical move to confuse the chicken!

Q. Why did the Enterprising rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do something stellar.

Q. Why did a one-armed android cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.

Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road in TOS Episode 29?
A. Because it was stuck on Data's boot.

Q. Why did Data's cat cross the road?
A. Spot wanted to chase the chickens on the other side.

Q. Why did the time-traveling chicken cross the road?
A. To find out what all the jokes were about.

Q. Why didn't the quantum chicken have to cross the road?
A. She was already on both sides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For the honor of all chickens! – Mr WorfQ. Why did Yoda cross the road? A. Because the chicken forced him!Why did the chicken cross the road? There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway! – Kathryn Janeway

Q. Why did the Klingon hen cross the road?
A. To prove she wasn't a PetaQ chicken and for the Qapla!

Q. Why didn't the avian droid just fly cross the road?
A. Because it was programmed by a chicken.

Q. Why did Yoda's Jedi chickens all cross the road?
A. To avoid these lame chicken jokes on the Dark Side!

Q. Why did the lettuce cross the road?
A. Because Yoda gave her a greens thumbs up.

Q. Why would a sci-fi chicken be afraid to cross the road?
A. It was a three-way intersection.

Q. Why didn't the Star Trek Q chicken cross the road?
A. Because that road led out of the Continuum.

Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. Because it assimilated the chicken!Why did the chicken cross the road? I knew it was going to happen! I could sense it! – Deanna TroiQ. Why did the Cyberman cross the road? A. To upgrade the person on the other side!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her starship was assimilated by the Borg.

Q. Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise crew.

Q. Why did Riker's trombone-playing chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Don't you just hate sci-fi time paradox jokes?

Q. Who knew there would be so many chickens crossing the road throughout time?
A. Yes, the Doctor DID!

Q. Why did the first Cyberman cross the road in 1966?
A. Because cyborgs knew then what they know now, and Who they know now.

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