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Q. What does a Dalek say when it's drunk? A. In-tox-ic-ate!
Q. Why did the Cyberman cross the road? A. To upgrade the person on the other side!
Q. Which Star Wars character is a pirate's favorite? A. Arrr2D2!
Q. How do Daleks tell ech other apart? A. Thay. Jast. Caan!

Are you from Skaro? Because you're Dalek-table!
Q. Why do Daleks eat apples? A. Because an apple a day keeps the Doctor away!

 


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Sci-Fi Robot Jokes, R2-D2 Puns, Dalek Humor
(Because Good Fiction Robot Jokes vs Bad Fictional Bot Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream On the Dark Side!)
Warning: Power Forward with Caution! Rob the Robot jokes, Dr. Who bot humor, and Star Wars droid puns ahead.
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Q. Why didn't the droid mechanic ever get lonely? A. Because he was always making new friends!Q. what did the Dalek say to the omelet? A. Eggsterminate!Q. What do you call a robot that alwys takes the longest route? A. R2 Detour!

Q. Why aren't there any Robby Robot jokes?
A. Forbidden Planet was no laughing matter in 1956.

Q. Why aren't there any Robbie the Robot jokes in The Fantastic World?
A. Because you Don't Joke with Robots until 1987.

Q. Why aren't there any Lost In Space Robot jokes?
A. The robot couldn't cross the road to a sense of humor because he was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Q. What is it called when Rob the Robot masturbates too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.

Q. What does the Lost in Space Robot say about that last PainfulPuns robot joke?
A. It does not compute. Danger Will Robinson!

Q. What does a Dalek do at a fertility clinic?
A. EX-sperminate.

Q. What happens when a Dalek eats too many bean burritos?
A. Emergency Temporal Shit!

Q. Why are Painful Doctor Who Puns so funny?
A. Because Daleks exterminated the inferior ones.

Q. What do the Ferengi have in common with Daleks?
A. Both are loathsome toward Who-mans.

Q. Why do fans just eat up Doctor Who jokes?
A. Because they're Dalek-table.

Q. What did the Dalek chef say to the souffle that fell?
A. Eggsterminate!

Q. Which cynical sci-fi robot never believes anything it hasn't witnessed first hand?
A. R2-See2.

Q. Which Star Wars droid is used to keep hungry mosquitoes away?
A. R2-DEET2.

Q. What is the upgraded version of R2-Dw called?
A. R2v.2.

Q. What do you call a copycat droid?
A. R2-Me2.

Q. Which Star Wars ronot smells the worst?
A. C-3BO.

Q. What do you call a sci-fi cyborg that is always angry and in a snit?
A. C-3PO-ed.

Q. For C-3PO, what is even better than AI?
A. BJ.

Q. What do Daleks do with illegal aliens? A. Expatriate!Q. Wht is the best way to see a Cyberman? A. On television!Q. Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre? A. There wasn't any temporal shift work available!

Q. What does a Dalek egg timer say after three minutes?
A. Eggs Terminate.

Untimely News: The local council was contacted to enquire about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place.

Q. Why are Daleks even scarier now than they were before?
A. Because now we know they are capable of climbing stairs!

Q. How are Daleks programmed?
A. They join the Cult of Skaro.

Q. Why do Cybermen detest autocorreect?
A. Because they prefer deleting mistakes themself.

Q. Why do Cybermen have handles on their heads?
A. So that they can carry out their dastardly deeds of deletion.

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Hey there big guy, are you a Cyberman? Because I might want you to take me out tonight!

Q. Why do Cybermen delete time-traveling Brits?
A. Because they detest Who-manity.

Q. How do Doctor Who fans know what Daleks are saying?
A. They're dialect-able.

Q. What did the Dalek say when it was forced to take a part-time job as a lift operator?
A. Elevate!

Q. What do you say if you see a Dalek and Steven Moffat together?
A. One of these is a heartless creature that will kill you and everyone you love. The other is a Dalek.

Q. What do you call an angry Dalek creator?
A. Davcross.

Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!Q. Does R2D2 Have any brothers? A. No, only transistors!Are you a Cyberman? Because I can't get you out of my mind!

Q. What is a Cyberman's fave computer key?
A. Delete!

Q. How do Cybermen deal with spam email and the senders?
A. Control-Alt-Delete.

Q. What might a chemist Whovian say to scare a Cyberman away?
A. AU!

Q. How does Cupid deal with a Cyberman on Valentine's Day?
A. He just shoots him with a golden arrow.

Doctor Who Point to Ponder: Does a pregnant Cyberman say "processing" for nine months?

Q. Which sci-fi droid is very well endowed?
A. R2-DoubleD2.

Q. What is the maiden name of the newly married Star Wars droid?
A. R2-Nee2.

Q. What do you call a robot with a bladder infection?
A. R2-Pee2.

Q. Which Star Wars droid always sang in two-part harmony?
A. R2-Key2.

Q. Which sci-fi robot is loaded with hidden charges?
A. R2Fee2.

Q. Why don't you ever see a Dalek in the newspaper?
A. Because all the images have been Doctored.

Q. Is Doctor Who suitable viewing for children?
A. It must be, because kids in 1963 grew up without being exterminated by Daleks or deleted by Cybermen.

Q. What special make-up do Daleks apply to their eyestalks?
A. Ma-Skaro.

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Hello babe, you're so perfect, the Daleks would never exterminate you.

Q. What do you call a pirate droid? A. ARRR2- D2!Q. What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot? A. Time to call the Doctor!Q. Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control? A. He like te job description "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Q. Which science fiction robot sailed along on Blackbeard's second adventure?
A. R2Sea2.

Q. Which underwater robot is shaped like a long-bodied fish?
A. GaR2-D2.

Q. A long time ago and far away, which droid assisted in Noah's construction project?
A. Ark2-D2.

Q. Which robot fires projectiles in a pub?
A. DaRt2-D2.

Q. Which sci-fi robot can also tune a piano?
A. R2Key2.

Q. Why are Daleks so frightening?
A. Because they're from Skaros!

Q. How are Daleks like Painful Time Lord Puns?
A. They're equally villainous.

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Did you destroy Gallifrey? 'Cause you're Dalek-tible!

Q. Why do plumbers appreciate Daleks?
A. Because Daleks know how optimally to use a sink plunger.

Q. Why did Daleks originate on Skaros?
A. Because that planet has an ample lode of the substance, Dalekanium.

Q. Why were Daleks originally attracted to call boxes?
A. Because they were dial-ex-table.

Q. Why are kids in England considered sc-fi savvy?
A. Because nine out of ten British children can identify a Dalek. True story!

Q. Who is a Dalek's favorite James Bond villian?
A. Skaromanga.

Q. What do you call a Dalek that used to be a bird?
A. Ex-vertebrate.

Q. What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? A. Dalek bread!Q. What do software developers say to Cyberman and everybody else? A. Upgrade, or you will be deleted!Q. Why did the droid cross the road? A. It was programmed by a chicken!

Q. Why are there so few good Doctor Who jokes?
A. Because Daleks are making them up now.

Q. What was the winning Dalek Bake-Off recipe?
A. Eggs, Stir, Min, Eight.

Q. What do bratty Daleks do to houses with inferior Halloween treats?
A. Eggsterminate!

Q. Why do Daleks like Painful Doctor Who Puns?
A. Because they're all fictional mutants.

Q. What did the Dalek chef say to the souffle that fell?
A. Eggsterminate!

Q. Why are there so few good Doctor Who puns?
A. Because Cybermen keep deleting the jokes with good timing.

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Hey honey, you're so perfect, even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade you.

Q. What does a Whovian say when he's got a chance to snuff out a Cyberman?
A. It's my golden moment!

Whovian Point to Delete: Isn't it ironic that all the mandatory software upgrades made Cybermen wealthy, yet they cannot suck up gold?

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Hey sugar, a Cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart.

Q. Which Star Wars droid is best for traveling long distances?
A. Far2-D2.

Q. Which Star Wars robot repairs potholes on far away worlds?
A. TaR2-D2.

R2-D2 walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!" The bartender is a Trekkie, so he phasered him.

Q. What do you call R2-D2 after he's been drinking light beer all night?
A. R2P2.

Q. Which sci-fi bot has the most mileage on it?
A. FaR2-D2.

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