| Q.
Why are there so few good Doctor Who jokes?
A. Because Daleks are making them up now.
Q.
What was the winning Dalek Bake-Off recipe?
A. Eggs, Stir, Min, Eight.
Q.
What do bratty Daleks do to houses with inferior Halloween
treats?
A. Eggsterminate!
Q.
Why do Daleks like Painful Doctor Who Puns?
A. Because they're all fictional mutants.
Q.
What did the Dalek chef say to the souffle that fell?
A. Eggsterminate! |
Q.
Why are there so few good Doctor Who puns?
A. Because Cybermen keep deleting the jokes with good timing.
Doctor
Who Pick-Up Line: Hey
honey, you're so perfect, even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade
you.
Q.
What does a Whovian say when he's got a chance to snuff
out a Cyberman?
A. It's my golden moment!
Whovian
Point to Delete: Isn't it ironic that all the mandatory
software upgrades made Cybermen wealthy, yet they cannot
suck up gold?
Doctor
Who Pick-Up Line: Hey
sugar, a Cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. |
Q.
Which Star Wars droid is best for traveling long distances?
A. Far2-D2.
Q.
Which Star Wars robot repairs potholes on far away worlds?
A. TaR2-D2.
R2-D2
walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!" The bartender
is a Trekkie, so he phasered him.
Q.
What do you call R2-D2 after he's been drinking light beer
all night?
A. R2P2.
Q.
Which sci-fi bot has the most mileage on it?
A. FaR2-D2. |
