McGann walked into a bar. The waiter asked if he'd like
anything to eat. He replied, "No thanks, I've already
What What did the Dalek say to the omelet?
Which dance does Doctor Who do whenever he time travels
A. The Who-la.
How do Daleks tell each other apart?
A. Thay. Jast. Caan.
Why do young Dr. Seuss fans grow up to be Time Lord fans?
A. Because they already know about Whoville.
Who Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, you know what they say about time lords with long
Why didn't the Dalek apply for a position at the job fair?
A. Because there wasn't any temporal shift work available.
Why is there no party like a Time Lord party?
A. Because a Time Lord party is not bound by typical temporal
parameters and thus never stops!
Why do modern fashion conscious Daleks wear makeup?
A. To hide their Skaros.
Why does a Time Lord catch an NBA game when visiting the
A. For some W-hoops action.