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Fear gold cybernetic humor, Parallel Earth puns, and funny alien cyborg jokes.

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(Because Upgrades and Deletions Are More Mainstream Than Death Rays and Cyber-bombs)
Tardis Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bad Cybermen Lurk in Space and in Cyberspace!
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Q. Why did the Doctor surf the Net? A. He was looking for the Cyberman!Q. Wht is the best way to see a Cyberman? A. On television!Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!

Doctor Who pick-up line: You're so perfect, even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade you.

Doctor Who pick-up line: Every time I regenerate, my member gets bigger!

A cyber Dr. Who point to ponder:
When Cybermen have sex, do they say, "Input, input, input?"

Q. Where does a Cyberman leave his spaceship? A. At a parking meteor!Q. What do you call a man online who talks dirty without emotion? A. A Cyberman!Are you a Cyberman? Because I can't get you out of my mind!

Q. How many cybermen does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Light bulbs are inelegant. They will be upgraded.

Q. What did the robot say to the dead robot?
A. Rust in peace.

Doctor Who pick-up line: A Cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart.

Q. What do software developers say to Cyberman and everybody else? A. Upgrade, or you will be deleted!Q. Why did the Cyberman cross the road? A. To upgrade the person on the other side!Q. Why don't Cybermen have many Facebook friends? A. They delete them all!

Doctor Who pick-up line: Can I reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?

Doctor Who pick-up line: Did you destroy Gallifrey? 'Cause you're Dalek-tible!

Q. What do you call 18-year-olds using dating apps?
A. Tinder Tots!

Q. Why don't Cybermen have many Twitter followers? A. They de-tweet them all!Q. What is the best way to negotiate with a Cyberman? A. From a long way away!Are you from Skaro? Because you're Dalek-table!

A frazzled guy goes to his doctor and says, "I have an addiction to Twitter."
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I'm not following."

A cyber Dr. Who point to ponder:
Does a pregnant Cyberman
say, "Processing," for nine months?

Doctor Who pick-up line: Are you a Dalek? Because you've been rolling through my mind all night!

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