What do you call an alien space explorer using a porta-potty?
A. An Astrono-Manure.
What is it called when you're abducted by a Bigfoot from
A. An encounter of the furred kind.
Why are Painful UFO Puns so funny?
A. Because they are out of this world!
Where do Martians get their eggs?
A. From little green hens.
Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that humans who were raised
too Catholic as children turn to AA as
adults? Ancient Aliens, that is.
green aliens were sitting at the Space Bar. One says, "Gjfk
yuto z crpxit!" The other says, "Dude,
go home. You're drunk!"
What's the difference between a typical human male and E.T.?
A. E.T. phoned home!
What did NORAD do when a UFO flew from Roswell to Colorado
Springs in two seconds?
A. They listed it in the top secret Guiness Book of Out-Of-This-World
Where do space aliens like to go fishing?
A. In the Galax Sea!
Why don't space men get hungry after being blasted into
A. Because they've just had a very big launch!