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S'chn T'gai Spock Jokes & Illogical Vulcan Puns
Live
Long and Prosper with Mr. Spock humor, katra puns, Star Trek jokes, and
logical laughs.
Star
Trek Spock Jokes, Ear-y Puns, Vulcan Humor
(Because Star Trek Jokes
Could Not Be TOO Mainstream for Vulcans Experiencing
Pon Farr During Amok Time!) |
Warning:
Trek at Your Own Risk! Red Alert: Spock Prime, New Vulcan, and Renegade
Sybok Jokes Red Ahead.
| Spock Puns and Vulcan Jokes
| 2 | Star
Trek Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| Trekkie Jokes |
| Star Trek The Original Series Jokes
and TOS Puns | 2 | 3
| Starship Enterprise Captain Jokes |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2
| 3 | Klingon
Puns | The Borg Jokes | Ladies
of Star Trek Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes | Cyborg
Jokes, Android Puns | Sci-Fi Robot
Jokes | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
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Q.
Why is Spock the most interesting sci-fi icon?
A. Because Spock thinks it's interesting, even if he doesn't
get the joke.
Q.
What is Spock's opinion of Twitter?
A. Without followers, evil cannot spread. |
Q.
What is a Vulcan's favorite item of clothing?
A. A T'Shirt!
Kirk:
How are a joke and a hot date alike?
Spock: A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
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Q.
What did Smith say when Spock caught him?
A. Is that a plomeek in your pocket, or are you
just glad to see me?
Q.
What does Mr. Spock say to his pet kitty cat?
A. Live Long and Pros-purr! |
Q.
Why did the Vulcan rooster cross the road?
A. Because there were Pon Farr chickens on the other side!
Q.
What did alternate universe Spock say before he crossed
the road?
A. One man cannot summon the future, but one man can change
the present. |
Q.
What would Mr. Spock say to sniveling Dr. Smith?
A. If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have
to live in them.
Q.
What did Spock say when Smith dissed the robot?
A. Insults are only effective where emotion is present.
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It
is illogical to read in the bathroom, unless it's a 1930s
Sears catalog in an outhouse. – Spock Blooper Reel
Q.
What does Spock call a Star Trek TV episode that's dedicated
to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage. |
Q.
What does alternate universe DJ Spock say?
A. Party Spock is here. Everybody have a logical time! |
Q.
What does Mr. Spock say to motivate and inspire other natives
of his home world?
A. Are You a Vulcan, or a Vulcan't?
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Q.
What did Spock say to Dr. Smith?
A. Trek yourself, before you wreck yourself. |
Q.
How do you know Dr. Smith enjoys painful Vulcan Star Trek
puns?
A. Because he said, "Sarcasm is the recourse of the
weak mind." |
Q.
How does Mr. Spock's favorite class rock song go?
A. Some people call me a space cowboy, some gangsters
call me the Vulcan of Love... |
Q.
Why does Spock hate games, especially Rock Paper Scissors?
A. Because Lizard Spock Paper disproves Spock! |
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Spock Puns | 2
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TOS Trek Puns | 2 | 3
| Star
Trek Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
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Klingon Puns |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2
| 3 | The
Borg Jokes | Enterprise Captains
| Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Lost in Space Jokes | Space
Bar Jokes | Science Fiction Food Jokes
| 2 | 3 |
Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |
| Dr Who Jokes, Tardis Puns, Whovian Humor
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 | Cyberman
Jokes | Dalek Puns |
| Star Wars Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Darth
Vader Dark Side Humor | Wookiee Puns
| Yoda Jokes |
| ET Alien Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Green
Spaced Alien Puns | Cows In Space Jokes
| Outer Space |
| Science Fiction Doctor Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2
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Cyborg Jokes, Android Puns | Sci-Fi
Robot Jokes | Science
Fiction Jokes | Sci-Fi Pick Up
Lines |
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