Hulk did not dial the wrong number. You picked up the wrong
How does The Hulk describe Painful superhero Puns?
A. Tear-able, Terrible, and Terror-able!
Factoid: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if
you make The Hulk angry, he'll smash the sticks, the stones,
and your bones.
What do you have if you have a big green ball in each hand?
A. The Hulk's attention!
What did Bruce Banner say to his alter ego?
A. Dude, please keep your shirt on!
What did David Banner say to his alter ego?
A. Dude, keep your pants on, or our show will be canceled!
Green Factoid: The Hulk once pulled a single hair out of
his beard and totally impaled three men through their hearts
on eBay: "For Sale. Incredible Hulk T-shirt. Usual
wear and tear."
Why shouldn't you buy a designer shirt from The Incredible
A. Because it's obviously a rip-off!