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Q. Who is Hulk's favorite band? A. Green Day!
Q. What do you call it when two best buds laugh uncontrollably? A. A bro-ha-ha!
Hulk Asks: What do you call a workout facility infested with harmful bugs? A. A germ-nasium!
Hulk Says: Having too much garbage in the lanfill was reeking havoc!

 


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Smash into Marvel-ous memes, green gamma humor, and monstrously funny jokes.

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(Because "You Don't Want to Make Me Angry" Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Group Therapy or Cell Block D!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Green Groans Ahead! Anger Management Session Is In Progress...
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A Bachelor's a Guy Who's Footloose and Fiance-Free. I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked."I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.

The Hulk did not dial the wrong number. You picked up the wrong phone!

Q. How does The Hulk describe Painful superhero Puns?
A. Tear-able, Terrible, and Terror-able!

Incredible Factoid: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if you make The Hulk angry, he'll smash the sticks, the stones, and your bones.

Q. What do you have if you have a big green ball in each hand?
A. The Hulk's attention!

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to his alter ego?
A. Dude, please keep your shirt on!

Q. What did David Banner say to his alter ego?
A. Dude, keep your pants on, or our show will be canceled!

Incredible Green Factoid: The Hulk once pulled a single hair out of his beard and totally impaled three men through their hearts with it.

Listing on eBay: "For Sale. Incredible Hulk T-shirt. Usual wear and tear."

Q. Why shouldn't you buy a designer shirt from The Incredible Hulk?
A. Because it's obviously a rip-off!

What goes "Ha,Ha, Ha, Plop? A man laughing his head off.When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Hulk Humor: I Break Into Song Because I Can't Find the Key.

Q. How do you apply the new Hulk body wash for bodybuilders?
A. You need to use a Loofa Ringo.

Q. Why did The Incredible Hulk destroy the periodic table?
A. Because The Hulk only recognizes the element of surprise!

Incredible Fact of the Day: The Hulk doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it!

Incredible Factoid: The Hulk doesn't wash his shorts. He disembowels them.

Q. What happened after Iron Man, Thor and The Incredible Hulk leave Ikea?
A. Avengers assemble!

Q. What does The Incredible Hulk call it when he has an erection?
A. Bruce Boner.

Banner Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'm never angry when I'm with you.

Q. What is The Incredible Hulk's favorite band?
A. Smashing Pumpkins.

Incredible Fact of the Day: The phrase, Balls to the Wall, was originally conceived to describe what happens when you make The Hulk angry.

Stinking Funny Fact of the Day: The Hulk does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away!

At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"Painful Pun: Jokes About German Sausage Are The Wurst!How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it

Q. What does The Hulk do to earn a living?
A. He flips houses.

Q. What does Bruce do to make a hulking good living between Comicons?
A. Banner advertising.

Q. Why did the Incredible Hulk get kicked out of the garden?
A. He took a pea.

Wurst Hulk Humor: Local media may relish this story?

Q. If your city is overrun by angry, green comic spirits, who you gonna call?
A. Hulk-Busters.

Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my shorts usually stay on when I grow green, but I could make an exception for you.

Q. What happened after The Hulk started a new fashion line?
A. It really took off because it's all the rage!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hulk not kidding. It so big, it rip clothes off!

Q. What's the difference between the Incredible Hulk and a unicorn?
A. Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? A. Because they were too corny!Hulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to SeedGnoming Green: Gnome & Hulk Before and After

Q. Where does The Hulk get all his bell peppers?
A. At the greenhouse.

Q. Why is The Hulk so concerned about global warming?
A. He's really into green living.

Q. Why does The Incredible Hulk resent the Jolly Green Giant?
A. Because Green Giant uses corny pick-up lines like a superpower.

Eco Point to Ponder: Do puns about going green make The Hulk angry?

Q. Where does The Hulk go to anonymously hang out and blend in?
A. To a greenhouse.

Jolly Green Giant Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, no I'm not The Hulk. But, believe me, I can show you something green and incredible.

Q. Why did The Hulk turn red instead of green?
A. Because he forgot to use sunscreen!

Q. What do a bad football team, a pothead, and The Hulk all have in common?
A. They all get blitzed!

Q. What's strong enough to hold The Hulk back?
A. His zipper.

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