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A Bachelor's a Guy Who's Footloose and Fiance-Free. I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked."I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.

Hulk doesn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into Hulk. When Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris!

Listing on eBay:
"For sale. Incredible Hulk T-shirt. Usual wear and tear."

What goes "Ha,Ha, Ha, Plop? A man laughing his head off.When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Hulk Humor: I Break Into Song Because I Can't Find the Key.

Hulk doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it!

Q. What is a cannibal's favorite food?
A. Baked Beings.

Hulk does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.

At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"Painful Pun: Jokes About German Sausage Are The Wurst!How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it

Q. Why did the Incredible Hulk get kicked out of the garden?
A. He took a pea.

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Q. What's the difference between the Incredible Hulk and a unicorn?
A. Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? A. Because they were too corny!Hulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to SeedGnoming Green: Gnome & Hulk Before and After

Q. What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.

The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.

Q. What do a bad football team a pothead and the Hulk have in common?
A. They all get blitzed!

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