Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my shorts usually stay on when I grow green, but I could make an exception for you.

Superhero Pick-Up Poetry in Motion: Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green. You are the hottest babe I've ever seen!

Hulking Pick-Up Line: Hey Colorado, once you go green, you'll never go mean!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Hulk? 'Cause you are really smashing.

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, they don't call me Incredible just because I'm green.

Frat Boy Hulk Chat Up Line: Baby, I'll treat you like my homework: I'll slam you on the table and do you all night. long.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, so you need to remove them immediately!

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you know they call me the Man of Steel. Well parts of me, anyway.

Superman Hookup Line: Hey girl, I can be anywhere on the planet in a minute. Wanna come along for the ride?

Superman Come-On Line: Hey girl, I once lifted a rocket into orbit. Wanna see how high I can take you?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, they say I can do just about anything, but I wish I could look as good as you do!

Batman Chat Up Line: Hey babe, are you holding Gotham City in a state of fear? 'Cause you're da bomb!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I bet you've never gone out with a guy in tights.

Batman Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Robin? 'Cause I want you to slide down my Batpole.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, don't worry 'cause I always wear a hood.

Batman Reverse Psychology Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'm Batman so I don't need pick-up lines!

Caped Crusader Chat Up Line: I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart.

Flash Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you know, I'm only fast on my feet.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, most people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime!

Batman Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about I hide in your Batcave for a while?

Batman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, no, I was not groping your breast. I'm Batman, not the Fiddler!

Batman Come-On Line: Hey girl, heaven's in the backseat of the Batmobile. Lemme take you there!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, once you go Bat, you'll never go back!

Jolly Green Giant Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, no I'm not The Hulk. But, believe me, I can show you something green and incredible.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hulk not kidding. It so big, it rip clothes off!

Incredible Chat Up Line: Girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I smash by again?

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you've smashed your way into my heart.

Q. Why does The Incredible Hulk resent the Jolly Green Giant?
A. Because Green Giant uses corny pick-up lines like a superpower.

Incredibly Bad Pick-Up Line: Babe, how do I love thee? Lemme smash the ways.

Superman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, have you ever wanted to gaze upon Metropolis from the air?

Superman Hookup Line: Hey Lois, as the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to ensure my race does not die out.

Lex Luthor Pick-Up Line: Bae, if you give me your phone number, I'll allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves the rest of humanity.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have heat vision too? 'Cause you can melt my heart with just one look.

Superman Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, it's a good thing I've got frozen breath, because you look dangerously hot!

Batman Come-On Line: Hey girl, you don't need a bat signal to make me come!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Bane? 'Cause you are making my Dark Knight rise.

Batman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I see that Robin and I aren't the only dynamic duo in town tonight.

Pick-Up Batman Line: Hey dude, is that a Batarang in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Human Torch Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, go easy on me 'cause sometimes I burst into flames.

Human Torch Hookup Line: Hey girl, I hope you like it hot 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my torch on!

Superhero Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, was your daddy the Human Torch? 'Cause you are on fire, girl!

Aquaman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you as wet as I am?

Superhero Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man.

Iron Man Come-On Line: Hi girl. My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.

Iron Man Chat Up Line: Hey babe, why go to the gym, when you can pump iron at my place?

Iron Man Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my suit is made out of a gold and titanium alloy. Iron refers to something else.

Iron Man Hookup Line: Hey babe, you need a room for the night? I'll let you share my suite.

Iron Man Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna be my Iron Maiden tonight?

Superhero Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I'm betting you're a real beast in the bedroom.

Hulking Awesome Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Incredible for nothing.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hi girly, Hulk smash you with love.

Bruce Banner Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'm never angry when I'm with you.

Hey girl, Hulk doesn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I smash by again?

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Girl. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY!

Incredible Come-On Line: Hey babe, put me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in bed – literally.

Captain America Come-On: Hey babe, my shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from from stealing my heart.

Captain America Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I was frozen for decades. Wanna help warm me up?

Captain America Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Captain America Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth, and I have a shield, too.

Captain America Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you are the stars on my spangled banner.

Superman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, yes it is true that the suit does come off.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna test out if I can transfer any of my super powers?

Superman Hookup Line: Hey there babe, you seem stressed. Wanna come back to my fortress of solitude.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Excuse me miss, I'm from another planet. How about you teach me about human anatomy?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, even if there wasn't gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, when you've have Batman once, you'll want Batman Forever!

Batman Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, are you Catwoman? 'Cause you're making my Dark Knight rise.

Batman Come-On Line: Hey babe, the Bat hasn't been in the Batcave for awhile, if you know what I mean...

Gotham City Pick-Up Line: Yes, I am Batman. But girl, you are Robin my heart.

Black Widow Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, I think you'll find it shocking when you see just how flexible I can be.

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