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Q. How much money does a skunk have? A. One Cent!
Did you hear about the archer's new cologne? It was arrow-matic!

Q. Why did Bruce's dentist give him mouthwash? A. He had bat breath!
Q. Why did the vampire need mouth wash? A. Because he had bat breath!


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Fart around with cheesy humor that reeks, skunk jokes, and stinking funny bad breath puns.

Stinky Jokes, Rotten Smell Humor, Putrid Puns
(Because Skunk Jokes, Fart Puns, and Gym Socks Humor Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Smell-A-Vision!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Nose Plug Advised! Malodorous jokes, halitosis humor, and puns that stink ahead.
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Q. What Did the Judge Say When a Skunk Walked In to Testify? A. Odor in the Court! Hulk Says: Having too much garbage in the lanfill was reeking havoc!Chimp Asks: Why do farts stink? A. So deaf people can enjoy them, too!

Q. Why are skunks so clever?
A. Because they have natural in-stinks!

Q. Why didn't the skunk call home?
A. His phone was out of odor!

Q. How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A. A phew!

Q. What do you get if you cross a Star Wars bot and a skunk?
A. R2-PU.

Q. Have you heard the latest skunk joke?
A. It's a real stinker.

Q. Which smells worse, a skunk or a stinkbug?
A. Yes!

Stinking Funny Fact of the Day: The Hulk does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away!

Q. Why does the neighborhood that's next to the milk processing plant smell so bad?
A. 'Cause that's the smell of dairy air.

Q. Where do old worn out stockings go when they die?
A. If they're hole-y, they go to heaven. But if they stink to high heaven, they go to hell.

Q. Do old gym socks ever die?
A. No, they just smell that way!

Q. Why did the monster musician's gig at the mausoleum stink?
A. Because the audience actually was dead.

Q. Why does Saturday stink?
A. 'Cause there's a turd in the middle of it!

Q. How to you prank a room full of snooty hipsters?
A. Silent fart in the room and watch them fight each other about who smelled it first.

Q. What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
A. Oh gosh, that horrible smell is coming from the corridor.

Flatulent Point to Ponder: Do clown farts smell funny? EW!

Gassy Point to Ponder: If you fart while traveling at the speed of light, would you smell it before you heard it?

Q. What is a crappy chef's favorite thing to do? A Cut the cheese!Q. What did one eye say to the other? A. Between you and me, something smells!Q. What's the name of th Star Wars film where perfume bottles invade and wreak havoc? A. Attack of the Colognes!

Q. What did the cheesy detective say when he took the case?
A. I smell something Swiss-picious.

Q Which stinky cheese is touted for easing lower back pain?
A. Lumbar-ger.

Q. What do you call cheese that farts at church?
A. Stinking Bishop.

However, a fabulous chef can take some stinky cheese and make something grate!

Cheesy Pun Fact of the Day: Yes, we realize that you may have heard some of these stinking funny cheese joke brie-fore...

Cheesy Groan of the Day: That last cheesy joke did stink, but it was mildy funny.

Q. What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
A. The stink eye.

Q. What do mining engineers call it when a group of miners all fart at the same time?
A. An excess stench hole crisis.

Q. How does a fisherman keep a big fish from smelling?
A. He cuts off its nose.

Crappy Point to Ponder: Do clownfish farts smell funny, or scary?

Q. Which scary skunk lives in a laboratory in Transylvania?
A. Stankenstein.

Q. What do you call a smelly fish?
A. A Stink Ray!

Q. What did the new guy at the men's cologne counter say about his new gig?
A. This job really stinks!

Stinking Funny Point to Ponder: When taking a test to become a perfume shop's cologne sniffer, does smelling count?

Q. What's the name of the new men's antiperspirant deodorant line inspired by race car drivers?
A. Pit Stop!

Q. What's the difference between a man and Sasquatch?
A. One's covered in matted hair and smells bad; the other has big feet.

Q. Which tech innovation never caught on?
A. Smell-a-vision. 'Cause Dirty Jobs doesn't need it in order to stink.

Stinky Pun: Hey, did you fart? 'Cause you just BLEW me away! Q. What do you call a fairy using the toilet? A. Stinker Bell!Cheesehead Hulk asks: What stinks worse, muenster or horse crap? Go Broncos!

Q. How can you tell if your aquarium has extra bubbles because your clown fish just farted?
A. It smells funny.

Q. Why isn't the gnome getting shit for his birthday?
A. Because that would be a stinking gift.

Q. Why are turd jokes always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. For the benefit of the hearing impared.

Q. How many rotten eggs do you need to make a stink bomb?
A. At least a phew.

Q. Which USA city is the smelliest?
A. Phew York City.

Q. What is the opposite of a stink bug?
A. A de-odor-ant.

Q. What happens after you spray orange-scented air freshener into your toilet?
A. Then it smells like shitrus.

Q. Do bee farts stink?
A. No, they sting.

Q. Which part of a toilet trilogy is always a real stinker?
A. Da Turd Part!

When you're up hootin' with the owls and you need to move your bowels, is the moment magical? I stink not!

Q. Why did a blonde guy on a first date take his girl to New Jersey?
A. 'Cause she said she wanted him to kiss her where it stinks.

Q. What is Green and Smelly?
A. The Hulk's farts!

Q. Why do cherry trees stink?
A. Because George Washington cut one!

Waiter Serving Soup: It looks like rain today.
Customer: Yes, but it smells like soup!

Q. What is smelly and really strong?
A. Cheese lifting weights.

Malodorous Groan of the Day: Researchers bekieve that COVID-19 could be transmitted by farts. Welll, that really stinks!

Q. What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
A. A hamster.

Q. Wanna hear a joke about rotten eggs?
A. Never mind. It really stinks...

Q. Why did Batman's date go so badly? A. Hw had bat breath!Q. How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A. If she farts, her ankles swell up!Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A. A Private Tutor!

When a cow in the sky drops a pie in your eye, that's amore? Wham! Smells like being a superhero isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Q. Why does Batman hate the song Jinglebells?
A. Because Batman does not smell!

BTW, Sham Wow may clean up some messes, but it takes a powerful superhero, with a super sense of humor, to de-stink the crapper puns here.

Smelly Laguh of the Day: Nose jokes do stink, but eye puns are cornea.

Q. Why did the Brontosaurus have such a long neck?
A. Because they had stinky feet.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur smelled really bad?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Reeks.

Q. Why are dinosaurs no longer around today?
A. 'Cause their eggs stink.

Q. Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
A. To become ex-stinked.

Q. Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings in Colorado?
A. 'Cause squatches like the high country view and skunk apes like the smell of skunk weed.

Q. What does MENSA call it when a group of geniuses get together to work up brain farts?
A. A stink tank.

Q. If Bigfoot farts in the Colorado woods, does it make a sound?
A. Yes, but nobody is around to hear it, or smell it!

Q. Which kind of aftershave does Bigfoot use to cover his scent trail?
A. Brute!

Q. Why can't skunks keep a secret?
A. Because somebody always catches wind of them.

Q. What color is a belch?
A. Burble.

Old hippies never die. They just smell that way!

Q. Why does a bruin's fart smell like in the woods?
A. It's absolutely un-bearable!

Q. Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because he likes to play with Pooh!

Q. Which kind of dog smells the worst?
A. The Bloodhound, because he's always picking up scents.

Q. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a hummingbird?
A. A smellicopter!

Q. What does a religious skunk say to his bretheren?
A. Let us spray!

Bathroom Odor Fact of the Day: Old plumbers never die. They just smell that way.

Old millennials who don't use deodorant never die; they just smell that way.

Malodorous Point to Ponder: Which stinks worse: a leaky septic tank or rotten Painful Puns?

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