| When
a cow in the sky drops a pie in your eye, that's amore?
Wham! Smells like being a superhero isn't all it's cracked
up to be.
Q.
Why does Batman hate the song Jinglebells?
A. Because Batman does not smell!
BTW,
Sham Wow may clean up some messes, but it takes a powerful
superhero, with a super sense of humor, to de-stink the
crapper puns here.
Smelly
Laguh of the Day: Nose jokes do stink, but eye puns are
cornea.
Q.
Why did the Brontosaurus have such a long neck?
A. Because they had stinky feet.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur smelled really bad?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Reeks.
Q.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around today?
A. 'Cause their eggs stink.
Q.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
A. To become ex-stinked. |
Q.
Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings in Colorado?
A. 'Cause squatches like the high country view and skunk
apes like the smell of skunk weed.
Q.
What does MENSA call it when a group of geniuses get together
to work up brain farts?
A. A stink tank.
Q.
If Bigfoot farts in the Colorado woods, does it make a sound?
A. Yes, but nobody is around to hear it, or smell it!
Q.
Which kind of aftershave does Bigfoot use to cover his scent
trail?
A. Brute!
Q.
Why can't skunks keep a secret?
A. Because somebody always catches wind of them.
Q.
What color is a belch?
A. Burble.
Old
hippies never die. They just smell that way! |
Q.
Why does a bruin's fart smell like in the woods?
A. It's absolutely un-bearable!
Q.
Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because he likes to play with Pooh!
Q.
Which kind of dog smells the worst?
A. The Bloodhound, because he's always picking up scents.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a hummingbird?
A. A smellicopter!
Q.
What does a religious skunk say to his bretheren?
A. Let us spray!
Bathroom
Odor Fact of the Day: Old plumbers never die. They just
smell that way.
Old
millennials who don't use deodorant never die; they just
smell that way.
Malodorous
Point to Ponder: Which stinks worse: a leaky septic tank
or rotten Painful Puns? |
