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Q. Why were the hot air balloonists able to see the sun come up? A. because they were early risers!
Q. What is worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? A. Frostie the snowlady with a hot flash!

Hope there's a fireman nearby, 'cause you're smokin'
Orange habaneros say: Dnver is hotter than KC. Go Broncos!

Space Shuttle Says: Happy Flight Day!

 


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Warning: Proceed with Caution! Sizzlin' Sunday jokes, smoking hot sun humor, and red hot pepper puns ahead.
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Gnirl, you're so hot the sun is jealous!Hot Dog! It's Sunday!Food Pick-Up Line: Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready!

Today's Hot Groan: Light a fire for a man, and you'll keep him warm all day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

Loki Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, if I had a star for every time you've brightened my day, I'd have my Milky Way with you.

Toasty Groan of the Day: A guy who loves throwing house warming parties is back in jail. The cops call it arson.

Sizzling Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Helios? 'Cause you sure have one hot body!

Thor Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, did you know lightning is a million times hotter than the sun?

Q. Why do we get such a warm feeling on Sundays?
A. Because the core of the sun is about 27,000,000 Fahrenheit.

Q. What did the sun say to the moon at the end of its shift?
A. It looks like it's my night off.

Q. Why are hot dogs so angry, even before they hit the hot grill?
A. Because they're always getting boiled.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chile pepper, a shovel, and a chihuahua?
A. A hot diggity dog!

Q. Why did the blonde at the Colorado BBQ put a sweater on her hot dog?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. Why was the handsome fireman so popular with the ladies?
A. He finds them hot and leaves them wet.

Q. Which are the Human Torch's favorite kinds of candy?
A. Fireballs and Red Hots!

Superhero Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, was your daddy the Human Torch? 'Cause you are on fire, Grill!

Human Torch Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you like it hot 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my torch on!

Q. Why do we get such a warm feeling on Sundays?
A. Because the surface of the sun is about 10,000 Fahrenheit.

Q. How can you tell your Colorado locksmith is a hottie? A. He's Smo-King!Hey Girl, is your gname "Summer?" 'Cause you're so hot!Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue eating pizza? A. He ate it before it was cool!

Pothead Pick Up Line: Wow, it just got hot in here 'cause your kush is smoking!

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey, you're so hot that I don't even need a lighter!

Zoned Out Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you're on fire!

Zoner Pick-Up Line: Hey, you're on fire! No, wait, that's just my blunt.

Q. Which song do Batman and Robin listen to while in hot pursuit in the Batmobile?
A. Gotham Burns by We Are Wolf.

Q. Why do we get such a warm feeling on Sundays?
A. Because the surface of the sun is about 5,600 Celsius.

Q. Which sort of mathematician adds the best during hot weather?
A. A Summer.

Q. How can you tell it's too hot in your urban Denver henhouse during August?
A. The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Superhero Pick-Up Poetry in Motion: Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green. You are the hottest babe I've ever seen!

Q. How does a guy lightning bolt feel when he meets a hot lady lighting bolt?
A. Thunderstruck!

Q. Why doesn't bread like hot weather?
A. Because it's too toasty!

Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hi there hottie, is your name Sabbath? 'Cause you are holy hot!

Q. What do you call a bunch of rock musicians in a hot tub?
A. Vegetable Soup.

Q. What is the weather forecast in Colorado?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.

Pick Up a Hottie in Colorado Line: Hey girl, is your name Scoville? 'Cause you are the hottest gal-apeno I've ever met!

Q. Why is everybody singing about the new Indian restaurant?
A. On Curry-oke Night, that shit is really hot!

Q. Why did they have to replace the furnace?
A. Because the one they had was not so hot.

Sultry Weekend Pick-Up Line: Hi babe, is your name Sunday? 'Cause you are looking blinding hot!

Pirate Pick-Up Line: That pirate outfit looks hot on you! Wanna search me for buried treasure?Yummy Pick-Up Line: We're like cocoa and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you!

Q. How are hot women like pianos?
A. When they're not upright, they're grand!

Stage Performer Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, someone as hot as you must find it tough to do cold readings.

Actor Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a spotlight that was left on for way too long? 'Cause you are smokin' hot!

Q. Who wrote last year's hot best seller, My Fire is Gone?
A. Em Burr.

Roadie Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a mike that's been left on too long? 'Cause you are really hot.

Q. Which angry guy absolutely will not go outside without his hat?
A. A hot head!

Q. What do you call a business jacket that's on fire?
A. A blazer.

Q. Why does everybody on the street call the hot guy Fireman?
A. 'Cause he know how turn on da hoes.

Fireman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, whereever I go, I'm greeted with great warmth.

Q. What was the arsonist's alibi?
A. Just another flame excuse.

Aussie Fireman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, is your bush on fire?

Q. How are men like coffee?
A. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.

Caffeinated Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you Cappuccino? 'Cause you are hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.

Q. What is a frog's favorite hot drink?
A. Hot Croak-o!

Java Jibe of the Day: I don't like hot coffee because that's just not my cup of tea.

Tea drinkers who like living on the edge often find themselves in hot water!

When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my love for you is hotter than deep fried mozzerella!Orange Habanero Peppers say: Go Broncos! Denver is so hot!If I had a nickel for every gnome as hot as you, I'd have 5 cents!

Red Hot Steak Lovers Humor: Brought a new grill home last night. She's a real gas and she's really hot, especially after you turn her on!

Dear Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it comes to meat, all I want is you.

Q. What does a good beef steak hot off the barbeque have in common with sex?
A. They're both very rare.

Q. How can you stop somebody from stealing food hot off your barbeque grill?
A. With a burger alarm!

Q. What did the gay pride folks call thier flaming hot backyard party?
A. LGBBQ.

Q. What do you call candy that was stolen?
A. Hot Chocolate!

Hot Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, do you have a tan, or do you always look that hot?

Sizzling Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Sunnon? 'Cause you really have a warm smile!

Backyard BBQ Tip of the Day: Never make eye contact with anybody while you're eating a hot dog.

Steamy Tip of the Day: If your wife says she wants to spice it up in the bedromm, do NOT use hot peppers!

Q. Why was the Colorado chile pepper under constant police surveilance?
A. He was known to Hatch up hot plans.

Q. Which wine is made from hot green peppers?
A. Jala Pinot.

Hot Pepper Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Cayenne? 'Cause you're almost too hot to handle.

Colorado Pepper Grower Point to Ponder: If it's chile inside, should you turnip the heat?

Q. What does a nosy hot pepper do?
A. It gets jalapeno business.

Q. What are tiny Spanish hot peppers called?
A. Jala-pequinos.

Pick Up a Red Texas Chili Chef Line: Hey hottie, you cumin here often?

Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A. He drank hot coffee before it was cool.

Q. What does an astronaut use to keep his feet warm?
A. A Space Heater!

Q. Why is Titanium is the most amorous metal?
A. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.

Science Lab Come-On: Hey girl, is it getting hot in here, or is that just our bond forming?

Meteorologist Chat Up Line: Hey baby, you are so hot that you must be causing global warming.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, even the Kelvin scale can't describe how hot you are.

Science Lab Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're hotter than a Bunsen burner set on full power.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that every time I see you, I think I'll reach my melting point.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot you'd cause a nuclear reactor to melt down.

Scientist Chat Up Line: Hey baby, are you an exothermic reaction? 'Cause you spread your hotness everywhere.

Q. Which kind of primate can fly?
A. A hot-air baboon.

Hot Thought of the Day: It's one of billions in our galaxy, but to Earthlings, our sun is the superstar.

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