| Q.
Why are cold coffee and smokin' marijuana such a popular
wake up and bake up ritual in Colorado?
A. 'Cause that's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.
Q.
How do you are a true coffee addict?
A. You attend AA meetings just for the free coffee.
Q.
How do you make the best beef jerky?
A. Give your prize bull plenty of strong black coffee.
Q.
What happened when a rancher tried to teach baby cows to
drink coffee?
A. Only one calf in eight did!
Q.
What do you call a cow that's just given birth?
A. De-calf-inated!
Jittery
Pick-Up Lines are great for decaffeinated
bikers who are looking for a rush. What else would you expect
from a java jerk?
Coffee
Fact: There are two types of people in the world. Those
who love Starbucks, and liars.
Q.
Why do baristas take throat lozenges?
A. Because they get coffee. |
Q.
What did the coffee addict tell himself every morning?
A. I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem
without it!
Note
To HR: I hate dealing with people before I've had my morning
coffee.
PS: I don't drink coffee!
Q.
What is it called if you choke on your morning joe?
A. Cough-eee.
Q.
What does the break room at your office give you every Monday
morining?
A. That same old deja brew feeling.
Q.
How can you tell you're a true coffee addict?
A. You refer to your spouse as your Coffeemate.
Q.
How can you tell you drink way too much coffee?
A. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
Q.
Where does a mummy drink his espresso?
A. At the Sar-Coffee-Gus.
Q.
How can you tell you've had too much coffee?
A. You can actually outlast the Energizer Bunny.
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Q.
How are men like coffee?
A. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all
night.
Q.
How do you know you drink way too much coffee?
A. You can jump start your car without jumper cables.
Q.
How can you tell you drink way too much coffee?
A. You short out motion detectors.
Q.
What is a silent scream for coffee?
A. A big yawn!
Q.
Why did an army brat dip his GI Joe doll in his dad's coffee?
A. 'Cause the best part of waking up is soldiers in
your cup!
Q.
How can you tell you've had too much coffee and weed while
vacationing in Colorado?
A. You have the ability to ski uphill!
Q.
What is Perkatory?
A. The anguishing, prolonged period of time spent waiting
for the barista to bring you another cup of coffee.
Q.
What do you call a washed-up coffee grower?
A. A has bean. |
