| Q.
Why do hipsters only drink iced tea?
A. Because ice was water before it was cool!
RIP
boiled water. You will be mist!
Q.
What should you take on a trip to the desert?
A. A thirst aid kit!
Q.
What do you drink after a strenuous workout?
A. Sweat-tea!
Q.
What did the guy call the image of a drink flask on his
arm?
A. A Thermos-tat. |
Q.
Why did the guy lose his job at the lemonade company?
A. He just couldn't concentrate!
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dishwashing
soap is made with real lemons?
Q.
What is the favorite fruity beverage of unordained church
members?
A. Layman-ade.
Q.
How did the vegan couple feel about making their own pulp-free
orange juice?
A. It was a real strain.
|
I
put an apple in my boxing glove. Now I have fruit punch.
Q.
Which drink breaks the ice?
A. Flirt Tea!
Q.
What happened to the guy who stole thousands of dollars
worth of rare tea?
A. He went to jail for Oolong time.
Q.
What is a boxer's favorite drink?
A. Punch.
Q.
Which kind of cocoa flavored drinks do Arab leaders like
best?
A. Chocolate milk sheiks. |
