| Q.
Where do Russians get their milk?
A. From Mos-cows!
It's
only natural to believe that the cow jumped over the mooon
on her way to the Milky Way!
Q.
What do you call the best milk in the whole world?
A. Legend Dairy.
Q.
How do you describe the taste of human breast milk?
A. Umami. |
Q.
How easy is it to milk a cow?
A. It's a piece of steak?
The
new neighbor walked up to the dairy farmer with a jug of
milk saying, "I just milked your cow." The astounded
farmer replied, "Um, that's a bull!"
Thirsty
Point to Ponder: Isn't ironic that they don't serve milk
at the tittie bar?
Q.
How do dairy farm employees refer to each other?
A. As cow-workers.
|
Q.
What did the testy cow say to the farmer?
A. You better milk me soon, or I'm gonna cream you!
Q.
Why did a blonde send her cow to dark side of the moon?
A. She wanted dark chocolate milk.
Q.
What do you call really bad jokes about milk?
A. Udder bullshit.
Q.
What do you get from a miniature cow?
A. Condensed milk. |
