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Banana
Jokes, Appealing Humor, Yellow Puns
Slip
into funny banana puns, appealing jokes, and yellow humor you'll go bananas
over!
Banana Humor, Slippery Jokes, Banana Puns
(Because Cafeteria Food Fights
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Cheeky Little
Monkeys or Great Big Apes!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Over-ripe banana puns may cause fruit
flies or yummy banana bread.
| Banana Jokes | 2
| 3 | Ripe
Fruit Humor | 2 | 3
| Apple Jokes | Lemon
Jokes | Orange Puns |
| Juicy Strawberry Jokes | Baker
Puns, Bakery Jokes | 2 | Sweet
Dessert Puns | 2 | Pie
Jokes |
| Beverage Humor | Coffee
Jokes | 2 | Soda
Funny Puns | Beer Jokes | Wine
Lover Laughs |
| Q.
What does a banana holler from a mountain top?
A. Yellow down there! |
Q.
How do you catch King Kong?
A. Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana!
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Q.
What is a banana's favorite pick-up
line?
A. Yellow, You! |
| Q.
Why didn't the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
A. Because the banana didn't chip in. |
Q.
Why did the monkey keep slipping off his bicycle?
A. Because it had a banana seat!
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Q.
Why don't bananas snore when they take a nap?
A. They don't want to wake the rest of the bunch! |
| Q.
What did the banana say to the doctor?
A. Nothing. Bananas can't talk! |
Q.
What did the banana do when it saw a monkey?
A. The banana split.
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Q.
What is yellow on the outside, but green on the inside?
A. A cucumber wearing a banana costume. |
| Q.
How are cereal bananas and cows alike?
A. They all get milked in the morning! |
Slap
Stick Pick-Up Lines: What
do you figure he'd do with a banana cream pie? Ouch!
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Q.
What kind of key can open a banana?
A. A monkey! |
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Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Fruit
Humor | 2 | 3
| Apple Jokes | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
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| Baker Jokes | 2
| Dessert Puns | 2
| Pie | Beverage
Humor | Coffee | 2
| Soda | Beer
| Wine |
| Nut Jokes | Gourmet
Grins | Dinner Jokes | Lunch
LOLs | Kitchen Gadget Jokes
| Old Chef LOLs |
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Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef
Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
| Restaurant Jokes | 2
| 3 | Waiter
| Italian Food | 2
| 3 | Pizza
Jokes | Pasta | Take
Out Food |
| Butcher Jokes | Steak
Jokes | Beef Jokes | 2
| Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Burger
Puns | 2 | 3
| Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup
Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup
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| Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex
Jokes | Seafood Puns | Pirate
Eats | Cop Cuisine | Breakfast
LOLs |
| Egg Jokes | Milk
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Ice
Cream | Cookie Candy Puns |
| Carrot Jokes | Corn
| Peppers | Pickle
Puns | 2 | 3
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato Jokes | Veggies
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| Snack Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green
Munchies |
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet | Vegetarian, Vegan Puns | Fitness
Dieting Jokes | 2 | Grocery
Store |
You've bread this
far, so here's even more yellow
humor, cheeky jokes,
ripe laughter and painful banana
puns to money around
with:
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Jokes | Monkey Puns | Psychic
Jokes | Religion Jokes |
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Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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