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Cheesy Nacho Puns, Tex-Mex Humor, Taco Jokes
Bite into funny taco jokes, cheesy nacho puns, chilie pepper humor, and all salsa laughs.

Tex-Mex Jokes, Red Hot Puns, Chili Humor
(Because Cafeteria Food Fights Are Not Mainstream Enough in Both English and Spanish)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Hot Tex-Mex humor may cause gas – but it's worth the risk!
| Tex-Mex | Colorado Munchies | Colorado Jokes |
| Chef 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Italian Food 1 | 2 | 3 | Restaurant 1 | 2 | 3 |

What do you call cheese that acts crazy? Basket QuesoYou might be from Colrado if homemade salsa is the base of your food pyramid!Q. Where are the best tacos served? A. In the Gulp of Mexico!

Q. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?
A. A Macho Nacho

Q. Why can't you trust a burrito?
A. Because it might spill the beans.

"I hate tacos," said no Juan ever.

Q. What is the weather forecast in Colorado?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.

Customer: "Waiter, there's a fly in the salsa."
Waiter: "Oh, don't worry. The spider in your taco will get him."

Q. What does a depressed tortilla say?
A. I don't wanna taco bout it.

Q. What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
A. Tear Gas!

Q. What do you call a small donkey?
A. A burrito.

You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!Chimp Chef Says: Yowza! It's Taco Tuesday!Q. Why should you always bring a bag of chips to a party? A. In queso emergency

Q. What is the lunch menu in Colorado?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.

Q. What is a spicy taco's favorite movie?
A. Catch Me If You Cayenne.

Customer: "Waiter, there's a dead fly in my taco."
Waiter: "Yeah, they can't handle the spicy jalapenos."

I eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, voila! another taco!

Customer: "Waiter, is this a joke? This isn't a burrito. It has a hamburger bun."
Waiter: "We're sorry. No bun intended."

Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat. They just want to read the pepper and spend some thyme by their shell.

Q. Which Tex-Mex food is really small?
A. An inch-ilada

Q. What did the taco say to the guacamole?
A. Avacado crush on you!

Q. What do you call people who avoid healthy fats?
A. Avacodon'ts.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. It's only mild, though.

Alien Chef Says: Zoz! It's Tasty Tuesday!Cooking Pun: I just wrote a song about tortillas, actually it's more of a wrap.Q. What do yu call a Jedi who loves tacos? A. Obi-Juan Kenobi!

I need a ride to the market to buy some ingredients for the guacamole, because I don't avocado.

Q. How do tacos say grace?
A. Lettuce pray.

Q. What do you call a dangerous burrito?
A. Gangsta Wrap.

Q. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
A. For the extra bread.

Q. Who serves food at the Star Wars Taco Bell?
A. Darth Waiter.

Have you tried the Wookie Steak Taco? I hear it's a little Chewie.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, it's too bad I'm nacho date tonight!Pot of salsa says: You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!

Q. What did the soft shell taco say when it wanted to cuddle?
A. Fold me close.

Have you heard the new quesadilla joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Customer: "Waiter, will my tostado be long?"
Waiter: "No sir, it will be round."

Customer: "Waiter, this taco tastes funny."
Waiter: "Then, why aren't you laughing?"

Q. What is a dog's favorite Tex-Mex treat?
A. Puppitos! (pumpkin seeds)

Q. How do green chilie chefs live their lives?
A. They season the day.

Q. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?
A. In a best queso scenario.

Q. What is a penguin's favorite Tex-Mex dish?
A. A brrr-ito!

Q. What is the slogan at the new Mexican restaurant?
A. Seven days without a taco makes one weak.

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