| Q.
What is the lunch menu in Colorado?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.
Q.
What is a spicy taco's favorite movie?
A. Catch Me If You Cayenne.
Customer:
Waiter, is this a joke? This isn't a burrito. It has a hamburger
bun.
Waiter: We're sorry. No bun intended.
Q.
Which Tex-Mex chef wrote the hot new book, Cooking Up
Spicy Meals?
A. Kai Anne Pepper. |
I
eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way when stuff falls
out, voila! another taco!
Q.
What did the taco say to the guacamole?
A. Avacado crush on you!
Customer:
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my taco.
Waiter: Yeah, they can't handle the spicy jalapenos.
Taco
chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat. They just want
to read the pepper and spend some thyme by their shell.
|
Q.
Which Tex-Mex food is really small?
A. An inch-ilada.
Super
Saver Groan of the Day: A guy got gas for $1.99 today! Unfortunately,
it was at Taco Bell.
A
guy has an addiction to cheddar cheese. It's only mild,
though.
Q.
What do you call people who avoid healthy fats?
A. Avacodon'ts. |
