Baker Humor, Bread Puns, Bakery Jokes 2

Baker Humor, Bready Funny Puns, Bakery Jokes
('Cause Yeastly Puns and Jokes That Rise to the Occasion Aren't Mainstream Enough on a Knead to Know Basis!)

Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.

Chef Pun: Got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing!

Q. What happened when the pastry chef's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking.

Q. Which kind of bread do hammy Painful joke writers really eat up?
A. Pun-pernickel.

Q. Why is dough used as another word for money?
A. Because it's always kneaded.

Q. Why was the baker in an absolute panic?
A. Because he was in a loaf or death situation.

Q. What is every bread baker's favorite Beatles' song?
A. All You Knead Is Love.

Q. Which classical music composition do bakers enjoy most?
A. Pita and the Wolf.

Q. Why don't some people like working at a bakery?
A. Because it's a crumby place to work.

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A. Doughnuts!

Q. Which baker wrote the book, Bakin' Up Sweet Breakfast Recipes?
A. Bear E. Muffin.

Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.

Q. What show do pastry chefs watch on HBO? A. Game of Scones: All Men Must Die!

Gorilla Chef Asks: Where can you expect to find a stirring message? A. In a recipe!

Ouch! Punny bakery sounds like a sweet spot for a fun snack.

Q. What did they say about the old baker's favorite song?
A. It's a moldie, but a goodie!

Q. How did the bread keep its shape?
A. It spent on hour on the gym's bread machine.

Q. Why was the hostess arrested?
A. She kept breaking bread.

Q. At a bakery, what don't they serve custmers to drink?
A. Baking Soda.

Q. What did yeast say to flour?
A. I loaf you dough much!

Q. Which job is a cow best suited for? A. Baker, because they refularly make cow pies!

Food Pun: Every morning, I think I'll make pancakes, but I keep Waffling.

Q. Why does a chef give his lady pastry on Valentine's Day? A. He cannoli love her!

Q. What did the molecular gastronomy chef call his dessert pastry topped by fresh lawn clippings?
A. Pie ala mowed.

Q. Which kind of bakery biscuits can fly?
A. The plain ones.

Q. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
A. 3.14.

Q. What is the new promotion the bakery is running?
A. Dollars to Donuts.

Q. What does a pastry chef call it when somebody topples over a tangy dessert pie?
A. Upsetting the apple tart.

Q. What did yeast say to the bag of flour?
A. I loaf you so much!

Q. How is Doctor Who like a kitchen? A. It's had more than one Baker working for it!

Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.

One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast!

Q. What do bakers like to give people on special occasions?
A. Flours.

Q. What do you get if Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy bread?
A. A redhead with a yeast infection.

Q. Why was the baker fired?
A. He was always loafing around.

Q. Which kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
A. Short bread!

Q. What did the butter say to the bread?
A. I'm on a roll!

Q. What do bakers do every morning before leaving for work?
A. Make sure their bread is made.

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