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Pickle
Jokes, Cucumber Puns, Dill Pickle Humor
Bite
into dill-icious pickle jokes, piccalilli puns, brined laughs and humor
you'll relish.
Cucumber Jokes, Pickle Humor, Dilly Puns
(Because Crispy Dill
Pickle Puns Could Never Be Mainstream Enough, No Matter
How You Chill It!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Sour cuke jokes and dill pickle puns may cause
burps or puckers of smiles.
| Dilly Pickle Puns | 2
| 3 |
Carrots | Corny Jokes | Peppers
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato | Veggie
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| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet | Vegetarian, Vegan Puns | Fitness
Dieting Jokes | 2 | Grocery
Store |
| Burger Puns | 2
| 3 | Hot
Dog LOLs | Beef Jokes | 2
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes |
| Q.
Which radio station genre can you hear Bob Dill on?
A. Vlassic rock.
Q.
What kind of flower bouquet does a pickle send to his best
girl?
A. Dilly of the Valley. |
Q.
What is the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
A. If you don't know, you really should stop talking to
your pickle!
Q.
What do you call a drunken pickle?
A. A crocked cuke!
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Q.
What is a pickle's second favorite television game show?
A. Dill or No Dill.
Q.
Why can't a seedless cucumber be pickled?
A. Infer-dill-ity. |
| Q.
Why is the pickle container open?
A. Because it's always ajar. |
Q.
Where are you if you get your hand stuck in a jar of gherkins?
A. Right in a pickle.
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Q.
What did the pickle say when it was told it was going into
tuna salad?
A. I relish the thought. |
| Q.
What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A. A cucumber slumber number. |
Q.
Why do bananas think they're better than pickles?
A. Because they have a-peel.
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Q.
What is green and penetrates walls?
A. A pickle, but you have to throw it really hard! |
| Q.
What is it called when gherkins go on sale?
A. A Great Dill!
Q.
What do you call a pickle that runs around aimlessly?
A. A Willy Nilly Dilly. |
Q.
What can you say to a pickle that's going berserk?
A. Just dill out, man!
Q.
What is a pickle's favorite church hymn?
A. Crock of Ages.
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Q.
Which retro TV western hero was actually a pickle?
A. Marshall Dill.
Q.
What are lying, cheating dills called?
A. Fickle pickles. |
| Q.
What is green and terrorizes sailors?
A. Moby Pickle.
Q.
Who is a Welsh pickle's favorite poet?
A. Dill-an Thomas. |
Q.
Why do gherkins giggle so easily?
A. Because they're very pick-lish!
Q.
What is a naughty pickle's worst sin?
A. Being green with envy.
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Q.
What is green and flies?
A. A pickle in a cafeteria food fight.
Q.
What does a pickle order at a Mexican restaurant?
A. Pica-dill-o and rice. |
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Dilly Pickle Puns | 2
| 3 |
Carrots | Corny Jokes | Peppers
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato | Veggie
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| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet | Vegetarian, Vegan Puns | Fitness
Dieting Jokes | 2 | Grocery
Store |
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Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef
Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
| Gourmet Grins | Dinner
Jokes | Lunch LOLs | Kitchen
Gadget Jokes | Nut Jokes | Old
Chef LOLs |
| Restaurant Jokes | 2
| 3 | Waiter
| Italian Food | 2
| 3 | Pizza
Jokes | Pasta | Take
Out Food |
| Butcher Jokes | Steak
Jokes | Beef Jokes | 2
| Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Burger
Puns | 2 | 3
| Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup
Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup
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| Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex
Jokes | Seafood Puns | Pirate
Eats | Cop Cuisine | Breakfast
LOLs |
| Egg Jokes | Milk
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Ice
Cream | Cookie Candy Puns |
| Fruit Humor | 2
| 3 | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
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| Baker Jokes | 2
| Bread | Dessert
Puns | 2 | Pie
| Beverage | Coffee
| 2 | Soda
| Beer | Wine
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| Snack Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green
Munchies |
You've dipped into this barrel
of laughs, so here's more dill-icious
humor,
sour jokes, and a crock
of painful puns that'll pickle
your funny bone:
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