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ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike? A. Both are unidentified frying objects!
Q. Where do burgers go to hook up? A. A meat ball!
Q. What did the hamburger say to a picle? A. You're dill-icious!
Q. How di Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? A. He forgot to wrap his Whopper!


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Bite into rarely digested jokes, medium funny lunch humor, and well-done puns.

Hamburger Jokes, Meaty Humor, Grilled Laughs
(Because Break Room Food Fights Are Not Mainstream Enough During a Typical Lunch Hour)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Ingesting beefy jokes may make vegans dis you.
Fast Food Jokes | Burger 1 | 2 | 3 | Hot Dog | Beef 1 | 2 | Butter | Snack | Diet |

Did you hear about the hamburger that couldn't stop making jokes? It was on a roll!Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!Q. What do yu get if you cross a hamburger and a computer? A. A Big Mac!

After the first hamburger press was invented and became successful, the inventor was given a patty on the back.

Did you hear about the waiter who was 6'8" tall? He handled all the tall orders.

Long lines at the fast food counter cause wait gain.

Did you hear about the new drive-thru restaurant for golfers? They insist upon putting greens on all their courses!

The harried hamburger chef was so worried about the grill, that he put everything else on the back burner.

Q. What did the hungry computer eat for lunch?
A. Chips, one byte at a time.

Q. What did a hamburger say to another hamburger in the bathroom? A. I musturd!Q. How do you make a hamburger smile? A. Pickle it gently!Q. Why was a guy looking for fast foo on his friend? A. His friend said "dinner is on me!"

Q. Why was the hamburger thrown out of the army?
A. Because he couldn't pass the mustard.

Q. What do you call restrooms in a seafood restaurant?
A. Buoys and Gulls Rooms

Q. What does an agreeable pickle usually say?
A. I relish the idea!

Q. What do you call people who post particularly funny pickle puns?
A. Dilly Silly!

Q. How can a hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
A. Because it's fast food!

Customer: "Waiter, what is this?"
Waiter: "It's bean soup."
Customer: "I don't care what it's been. What is it now?"

Q. When can a hamburger marry a hot dog? A. Only when they have a very frank relationship!Q. How did a burger propose to a fry? A. With an onion ring!Q. If Burger King married Dairy Queen, where would they live? A. White Castel!

Q. Why do the Hamburgers beat the Hot Dogs at every sport they play?
A. Because Hot Dogs are the wurst!

Q. Which song to hamburgers sing on the job?
A. Gristle While You Work

Did you hear about the hamburger comedian who told really funny jokes? He was really on a roll!

Q. Where does a hamburger feel right at home?
A. On the Range!

Q. Can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?
A. Yes, when the chips are down.

If a fast food waiter does not succeed at first, he must tray, tray, tray again!

Q. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? A. Because it was on a roll!Q. What happens when Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A. It's a little on the dark side!Q. How do you insult a hamburger patty? A. Call it a meatball!

Q. Which cheeseburger always makes a big hit in baseball?
A. A Double

Q. Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?
A. He was good at bacon.

Q. How can you stop somebody from stealing your grill?
A. With a burger alarm!

Q. Which patty really likes to over act?
A. Ham-Burger!

Q. Why was the hamburger so sad?
A. Because it had blue cheese!

Q. Which kind of humor leaves a hamburger cold?
A. Biting wit and gnawing puns!

Food Pick-Up Joke: Hey Gnirl, you must be a bacon burger 'cause you're bacon me crazy!Q. How does a hamburger introduce his wife? A. Meet Patty!Bar joke: A hamburger walks into a bar. Bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here!"

Tasty Pick-Up Line: Gnome wonder some celebrity chefs are insanely funny?

Is a short order cook just a flash in the pan?

Q. Which hamburger can see into your future?
A. A Medium

Q. Which day of the week do hamburgers like least?
A. Fry Day

Ham and Eggs walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve breakfast here."

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!"

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