| Q.
Which exercise do elves at Santa's candy factory do to stay
fit?
A. Peppermint twists.
Minty
Fresh Holiday Grin: I met a guy who collected candy canes.
They were all in mint condition.
Q.
What did the holiday dessert baker put on the gingerbread
man's bed?
A. A cookie sheet.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest the guy who had a gun made out of
Jell-o?
A. For carrying a congealed weapon. |
Q.
What can you do with stale fruit cake?
A. Fruit cake can't get an more stale than it was in the
first place!
Did
you hear about the baker who made fair fruitcake? He was
one slice short of a loaf.
If
IFs and BUTs were candy and nuts, we'd all have fruitcake
for Christmas.
Bakery
Point to Ponder: Do cannibals eat gingerbread men for dessert?
|
Sweet
Pick-Up Line: Gnome baker
is dishing up chocolate. Maybe he's finally got a chance
with the lady this time?
Q.
What is the favorite chocolate candy of ground-dwelling
gnomes?
A. Tootsie Trolls.
Q.
What was the most popular candy on the Titanic?
A. Lifesavers!
Q.
What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie during the
fall?
A. You get autumn-y ache. |
