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Q. What did the beekeeper say whn his bees made cannabis honey? A. Do-Bee Do-Bee Do!

 


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(Because Stone-Baked Munchie Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream If You're Working On a Pot Belly!)
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Chimp Chef Asks: Which kind of pizza do potheads prefer? A. Stone-Baked!If the whole world smoke a joint at the same thime, there'd be world peace ... followed by a global food shortage!Chimp Chef Asks: What is a stoner chef's specialty? A. Baked Ziti!

Stoner point to ponder: Square box, round pizza, triangular slices? I'm so confused?

Q. How many potheads does it take to have a bake sale?
A. Geez, if they're already baked, why not?

Q. Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme on Twitter.

Did you hear about the guy in Colorado who wants marijuana to be classified as a vegetable? He said it's an igenious way to get Americans to stop smoking pot!

Stoner point to ponder: Did you know eating Italian food may boost your meat-ta-ball-ism?

There really aren't many good munchie puns about Italian food other than a fusilli remarks.

No Evil Monkeys Ask: What do you get if you eat too much weed? A. A Pot Belly!Taters Ask: What do you call spud one that smokes weed? A. A Baked Potato!Q. What do you call one bowl between three toker? A. Malnutrition!

Q. What happens if you consume 5280 cannabis edibles?
A. You get a pot belly, but you know you'll work it off in a mile.

The Incredible Hulk once ate a whole cake before the frat boys could tell him there was a girl inside.

Q. Why was the potato crying over his vodka and tonic?
A. It was his cousins.

Q. What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?
A. An agi-tater!

Q. What do you call a stolen spud?
A. A hot potato!

Stoner munchies pick-up line: Hey, wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?

Q. What do you call a tuber toker that smokes weed?
A. A baked potato!

Q. Why did the pot head plant Cheerios? A. He thought they were donut seeds!Chimp chef says: After Colorado legalized marijuana, there were a few hours of peace followed by a statewide food shortage!You might be from Colorado if you eat ice cream during the winter!

Q. What happens when a stoner time traveler eats too many bean burritos?
A. Emergency Temporal Shit!

Q. Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the munchies.

Q. Are there many Colorado Cannivores in Denver?
A. Yes, medible ents and cannafoodies are quite common in the Mile High city.

Cannabis pick-up line: Hey, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Wanna joint us?

Barely Legal 420 Point to Ponder: If a cop is high on pot, is that fried bacon?

Hungry stoner pick-up line: Hey, If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato. If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.

Chimp Chef Asks: What do stoners put on their spaghetti? A. Legalized Marinara!What is a stoner's idea of a balanced diet? A. A joint in each hand!Weed Wisdom: Life is What You Bake It!

Munchie Mantra: It was a big pizza, but I did eat olive it!

I like my jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy!

Pizza jokes are all about the delivery!

Classic 420 Quip: As a part of a balanced breakfast, make a joint decision, and don't forget to eat your Weedies!

Timely 420 point to ponder: Did you ever stop to consider that every hour it's 4:20 someplace and someplace else?

Q. What is a spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand.

Colorful Cannabis pick-up line: I'm eating Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Q. What do you call a pothead hula dancer? A. Shake 'N Bake!Q. What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden? A. Squash!What is a pothead hula dancer's favorite day of the week? Fried Day!

Q. Which kind of pizza do hungry potheads usually order?
A. Stone-Baked!

Q. What do you call a spaced alien in Idaho?
A. Baked Potato

Q. Why did Bigfoot squeeze the lost girl scout to death?
A. Because he had a crush on her!

Q. Is it possible to scare a squatch out of your yard by tossing eggs at him?
A. Only if you egg-sterminate him.

Q. Why did the pothead leave milk and edible cookies out on 420 eve?
A. For Willie Nelson

Q. What do you get if you dunk a gourmet doobie in Vodka?
A. The Holy Spirit Flambe.

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