| Q.
What do Denverites say on 420?
A. You're Ganja Enjoint the Day!
I
was about to smoke weed with a Mexican girl, until I asked
her if she had papers – she immediately ran
off.
Q.
What happens when blonde potheads from Kansas visit Colorado
with orange Zigzags?
A. Colorado gets even more colorful.
Q.
What do you call a Colorado cannabis delivery guy on a bike
with a pack of pre-rolled joints?
A. A drug peddler. |
Q.
What is it called when a roach ash burns your lawn chair?
A. A pot hole!
Q.
What is a Sublime fan's favorite song after he's fired two
blunts, burned two spliffs, and toked two doobies?
A. Smoke Two Joints.
Q.
How do stoners resolve arguments?
A. Instead of rolling up their sleeves, hey calmly roll
up some blunts instead.
Q.
How do all epic stoner blunt stories start?
A. I remember this time when I was high... |
Q.
How did the romantic stoner propose to his girlfriend?
A. He handed her a size 6 blunt with a smokin' hot diamond
ring on it and said, "Marriage, you wanna?"
Q.
Which Red-headed stranger song is wafting around you right
now?
A. Roll Me Up by Willie Nelson.
Denver
LoDo Pick-Up Line: Hey Jay,
I blaze on the first date!
Q.
Which remake marijuana song fired up the post disco generation
of stoners?
A. Don't Bogart That Joint by Little Feat. |
