| Classic
420 Quip: As a part of a balanced breakfast, don't forget
to eat your Weedies!
Q.
Which Red-headed stranger song is wafting around you right
now?
A. Roll Me Up by Willie Nelson.
Mile
High 420 Quip: Whoever said, "Money Can't Buy Happiness,"
clearly has not visited a Colorado pot shop.
Q.
Why did the Denver PR firm name the new indica strain Success?
A. So consumers can honestly say, "I'm High on
Success!" |
Q.
Which classic pot song is still growing green today?
A. Don't Step on the Grass by Steppenwolf.
Q.
What's a sure fire way to tell if you've toked
enough weed?
A. You have a desire to see the users manual for a Bic lighter.
Colorado
Cannabis-ism: All we are saying is, give pot a chance.
Q.
How do you know you're a pothead?
A. You studied five days for a urine test.
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Sensimilla
Point to Ponder: Why is schwag good when an entertainer
gives you a goodie bag, but not something you'd ever ask
for in Colorado?
Q.
Why do free range cattle like working in Colorado's legalized
marijuana industry?
A. 'Cause there's no grass ceiling!
Q.
What is it called when a roach ash burns your lawn chair?
A. A pot hole!
Downtown
Denver Pick-Up Line: Don't
be shy, let's get high. |
