| Q.
What does a pirate wearing a monocle use to navigate the
seven seas?
A. An Aye Chart.
Q.
What does a mermaid wear to math and botony classes?
A. An algae-bra, naturally!
Q.
How much does a pirate's treasure cost in today's money?
A. An arm and a leg.
Pick-Up
a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! Wanna take a ride in my crow's
nest?
Q.
What did the patch-wearing octogenarian pirate say on his
birthday?
A. Eye'Matey!
Q.
Which day of the week really floats a pirate's boat?
A. Aye Day.
Q.
What is a ghost pirate's favorite beverage?
A. Boo Tea.
Q.
What do you call a pirate wearing scuba gear?
A. An aRRgonaut.
Q.
Where do fashionable pirates hang their clothes?
A. In an ARRmoire.
Q.
Which retired pirate got away with counterfeiting coins
for over a decade?
A. Long Con Silver. |
Q.
What did the proctologist say to the pirate?
A. Show me your booty.
Q.
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken
pirate?
A. One has a rumbling tummy and the other is a tumbling
rummy!
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: My lady,
ye certainly put the shiver in me timber!
Q.
Why don't pirate captains have short hair?
A. Because they do not like crew cuts!
Q.
Why don't drunken pirates slur their words?
A. Because they're so ARRticulate.
Q.
Which land-locked country has pirates that are obsessed
by the sea?
A. Row-mainia.
Q.
Why do pirates make such great lawyers?
A. Because they're ruthless cut-throats who like to ARRgue.
Q.
What do pirate mercenaries call large-caliber guns aboard
ship?
A. ARRtillery.
Q.
Why did the pirate ship builder decide to go back to school?
A. To become an aRRchitect.
Q.
Who was the most notorious pirate octopus?
A. Captain Squid. |
Q.
Why did the buff pirate like going to the pool?
A. 'Twas a fine place to show off his cannon balls!
Q.
Why do pirates detest seriously funny winter puns?
A. Because it's snow laughing matter!
Q.
What happened to the dancing pirate who went to the seafood-themed
disco?
A. He pulled a mussel.
Pick-Up
a Pirate Line: Aye, I see you are nearly up
to ramming speed.
Q.
What did the physicist say to the pirate?
A. Walk the Planck, Max.
Q.
How do pirates get around in town when they're at port?
A. By cARR.
Q.
What kind of animal does a pirate keep as a pet?
A. An ARRmadillo.
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite body part?
A. Well, it's certainly not their arrm!
Q.
How do you describe an egotistical pirate who is full of
himself?
A. ARRogant.
Q.
What did the sailor say when he finally came across a coin
shop that sold nickels?
A. Alloy There! |
