Q.
What did the pirate captain say to the jokester?
A. Aye, walk the prank!
Q.
How did the pirate ship captain know he found land?
A. He was shore of it.
Pirate
Rap Pick-Up Line: My lady,
I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm a pirate, so call
me matey.
Q.
Why couldn't the pirate eat caRRRot cake?
A. Because he was on a low caRRRb diet. |
Q.
Why don't pirates need to rent a safe deposit box at the
bank?
A. Because they store their booty in Davy Jones locker.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: YaRRR! How
'bout I stick my cannon in your porthole?
Q.
Which pirate ship has a closed entry?
A. A frigate.
Q.
What does a pirate take when he decides to fly instead of
sail?
A. An aRRRplane!
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Sailor:
I know a pirate with a wooden leg named, "Bob."
Blonde: Reallly? I wonder what his hook is named?
Q.
Why didn't Captain Hook have any children?
A. Jock Itch. Ouch!
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Is that a
wooden leg, or are you just happy to see me?
Q.
What is the best surprise for a pirate on his birthday?
A. A big paRRRty! |