Q.
Why didn't the pirate eat on stuffing on Thanksgiving?
A. He was on a low caRRRb diet.
Pick-Up
a Pirate Line: Aye laddie, come show me how ye bury
that giblet gravy.
Q.
Which kind of cheese do pirates like best?
A. PaRRRmesan.
Q.
What do pirates like to do on Black Friday?
A. Shop for the best sails.
Q.
How did the pirate feel on Black Friday morning after a
wicked night of drinking?
A. Groggy. |
Q.
What does a pirate say when he sits in for Santa Claus?
A. Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.
Q.
What do pirates and pimps have in common?
A. Both walk with a limp and say, "Yo Ho!"
Q.
Where did the pirate put all his Christmas decorations?
A. In his front yaRRRd.
Q.
What do pirates say during a brutal winter storm?
A. Thar she snows!
Q.
What did the pirate name his pet parrot?
A. ARRnold.
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Q.
What is Captain Hook's favorite place to shop on shore leave?
A. The second hand store.
Q.
Which big box department store do pirates prefer?
A. TaRRRget!
Q.
How do pirates pay for a round of grog at the pub on Xmas
eve?
A. With bar-nickles!
Q.
What did the pirate name his son?
A. ARRthur.
Q.
Which pirate was mentioned in the Bible?
A. Noah, the builder of the ARRRk! |