What are you if you can say farewell in a variety of different
Which kind of cars do prostitutes in Norway drive?
A. Fjord Escorts.
What did the Florida beach blonde say after hearing Oslo
is a cold vacation destination?
A. There's Norway I'd ever go there!
Where might you vacation in Europe if you like really nice
How do French skeletons greet each other?
McKinley, Mt. Everest, and Mt. Rainier walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Hey, this place is out of your range."
Travel High Point: Mount Everest tops out at 29,029 feet,
making it hard for other mountains to measure up.
Why was the blonde guy afraid to fly to Finland?
A. He was afraid he'd disappear in FinnAir!
Where do sharks like to go on their summer vacation?
What do you call a tourist who falls onto you aboard a train
A. A Lapp-Lander.
eskimo goes to his mechanic. Mechanic says, "Looks
like you blew a seal." The eskimo replied, "No,
that's just frost on my mustache."
Which great city of the north is inhabited by many short,
A. Gnome, Alaska.
Which airline do vampires take when going on vacation?
A. Scare Canada!
Cold World Travel Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that
ants don't live in Antarctica?
What do you say to your mate who is struggling to sleep
A. Swede Dreams!