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Gorilla Chef Joke: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!

 


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Warning: Tour the World with Caution! Hostile hostel humor, international tourist jokes, and trip inn puns ahead.
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If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? A. European!Which natural elevaton is home to the world's harshest weather? Mount Severest!Q. How did the lost Alaskan fishing boat captain get back on course? A. He Got His Bering Strait!

Q. Which kind of cars do prostitutes in Norway drive?
A. Fjord Escorts.

Q. What did the Florida beach blonde say after hearing Oslo is a cold vacation destination?
A. There's Norway I'd ever go there!

Q. Where might you vacation in Europe if you like really nice things?
A. Luxembourg.

Q. Why was the blonde guy afraid to fly to Finland?
A. He was afraid he'd disappear in FinnAir!

Q. Where do sharks like to go on vacation?
A. Finland!

Q. What do you call a tourist who falls onto you aboard a train up north?
A. A Lapp-Lander.

Q. What do you say to your mate who is struggling to sleep in Stockholm?
A. Swede Dreams!

An eskimo goes to his mechanic. Mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The eskimo replied, "No, that's just frost on my mustache."

Q. Which great city of the north is inhabited by many short, bearded beings?
A. Gnome, Alaska.

Q. Which airline do vampires take when going on vacation?
A. Scare Canada!

Q. How man Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. Germans are efficient and not very funny!Q. What do you call hipster slang in Berlin? A. German-ology!Q. Which musician writes songs about a country in the Himalayas? A. Nepal Simon!

Q. Which country has the most viruses?
A. Germany.

Q. What do German wheat farmers say at bedtime?
A. Gluten Nacht!

Q. Who needs a French country house of their own?
A. A man who doesn’t want to live in somebody else’s chateau.

Q. Why is every television program in Geneva about time?
A. Because that's what the Swiss watch!

European Vacation Pick-Up Line: Are you from Prague? 'Cause I can't help but Czech you out!

Q. Why didn't the Czech Republic tour guide take any bull sh*t from the vacationers?
A. He was very Prague-matic.

Travel Point to Ponder: If Catwoman decided to move to Nepal, what would Catman do?

Q. Where in the world do vocalists like to vacation?
A. Singapore.

Q. Where do hornets like to go on vacation?
A. Stingapore.

Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker? Because he'll beat the Focaccia!Q. Why did one pirate move to Russia? A. He wanted to become a czarrr!Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His legacy is a pizza history

Q. Why did the tourist get a babysitter in Italy?
A. So he'd be free to Roma.

Q. What does the guide say if you're late to the tour of the Greek cheese factory?
A. Feta late than never!

Q. What did the tourist say while visiting Bulgaria?
A. Sophia, so good!

Q. Where do you go for vacation if you're in a hurry?
A. Russia.

Q. What do you call a gnome trouble maker that resides in Moscow’s citadel?
A. A Kremlin gremlin.

Q. Which forest animal is the mascot of the Russian Capital?
A. The Moss Cow.

Q. Which Europeans travel the most?
A. Romans.

Q. What do you call an old realm ruler who was great at strengthening various metals?
A. The Holy Roman Temperer.

Q. What happened when two cheese delivery trucks collided in Paris?
A. De brie was everywhere!

Chimp Chef Asks: Did you hear about the Italian chef injured in a pizza accident? Now, he cannoli do so much!Q. Why did the Jamaican take his wife to the bank? A. To open a joint account!Q. What was the dentist doing in Panama? Al Looking for the root canal!

Q. What did the Greek guide say when the tourists were late for the tour of the cheese factory?
A. Feta late than never.

Q. Where do pet rodents like to spend their leisure time?
A. Hamsterdam!

Traveler Thought of the Day: I'd like to vacation in Holland. Wooden shoe?

Q. Where might you vacation if you have a spiteful side?
A. Haiti.

Q. How did the builders at Easter Island erect the moai?
A. They gave them a heads up.

Q. Where do sheeps go to vacation?
A. To the Baahaamaas.

Q. Which country do folks with explosive tempers go to on vacation?
A. Grenada.

Q. Where do you go to vacation if you really like spicy food?
A. Chile.

Q. What do you get if you cross an auto mechanic and an ancient Egyptian?
A. Toot'nCarMan!

Q. What is a pirate's favorite country? A. Arrrgentina!Q. When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map? A. When the bananas chip in!Q. How do you greet a Spanish pirate with a rubber toe? A. Hola Roberto!

Q. How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. A Brazil-lion!

Q. What do you call a country that's obsessed by the sea?
A. Row-mainia.

Did you hear about the guy who wrote all his vacation jokes in all caps? HIS LAST ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

Travel Point to Ponder: If you want to hang a map and add pushpins of places you've been, do you have to visit the top two corners first?

Q. What were the most inferior man-made structures ever built?
A. The Seven Blunders of the World.

Q. What do you call it when you make an instant connection with somebody in South Korea?
A. A Seoul mate.

Q. What did the traveler say while on vacation in Cuba?
A. I'm Havana great time!

Q. Where do pet song birds like to go on vacation?
A. Canary Islands.

Q. Which mysterious Mafia member dwells alongside a long lake in Scotland?
A. The Loch Ness Mobster!

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