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Q. Which fish do pirates like the most? A. The Swordfish!

 


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Q. Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A. Robin ate all the worms!Q. What did the fisherman say to the magician? A. Pick a cod, any cod!Q. What o you call a Sith lord who likes to go fishing? A. Darth Wader!

Q. Are fishermen gullible?
A. Well, they do fall for it all: hook, line, and sinker.

Q. What trophy did Sir Lancelot go fishing for?
A. Swordfish.

Q. What happens if you put Nutella on raw salmon?
A. You get Salmon-Ella!

Q. What do you call a small fish magician?
A. A magic carpet

Fisherman pick-up line: Hey girl, finny thing, but I think we should hook up.

Q. What does a fisherman use to quickly cut through the ocean?
A. A sea-saw.

Q. Why did the deep sea fisherman blush?
A. He saw the ocean's bottom!

Q. What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away?
A. "You bass-tard!"

Q. What do you call a fisherman with a large flatfish on his head?
A. Ray!

Q. Why did nerd go to the lake after being teased by the bully?
A. To fish for compliments.

The bank's clients went belly up due to phishing operations!Gnome Fishing Allowed!Q. How did the lost Alaskan fishing boat captain get back on course? A. He Got His Bering Strait!

Q. Are fish smarter than fishermen?
A. Have you ever seen a fish spend a small fortune to catch a human?

Q. Which kind of fish does a pirate fisherman's parrot sit on?
A. A Perch.

Q. What happens after a fisherman drinks like a fish?
A. He eels he needs to go like a fire hose.

Gnome fishing for what?

Q. Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
A. Just for the halibut!

Q. What do romantic fishermen sing on a romantic date?
A. Salmon Chanted Evening...

Q. What is a trout's main goal?
A. To keep his daughter off the pole.

Q. What did the redneck fisherman say to his buddy?
A. I got a new fly reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made!

Q. Why are fishing boots the warmest to wear when wading in a cold stream?
A. Because they have electric eels.

Q. Which villan lurks at the bottom of the sea?
A. Jack the Kipper.

Q. What is a locksmith's favorite lake? A. Loch Ness!Q. What do fish use for money? A. Sand Dollars!Q. Where does a fish keep his money? A. In a river bank!

Q. What does a fisherman say when a fish's tail got stuck in the rudder?
A. Oops, that was just a fluke.

Q. Why did the fisherman's dog jump into the river?
A. He was chasing catfish.

Q. How do fish go into business?
A. They start on a small scale!

Q. Why did the blonde fisherman intentionally search for catfish?
A. EEK! She saw a mouse!

Q. When you look at fish sticks, what do you see?
A. I seafood.

Q. What does the pope eat during lent?
A. Holy mackerel!

Q. How does a fisherman communicate with a fish?
A. He drops him a line.

Q. Which day of the week do fishermen like best?
A. Fry-Day.

Q. Which part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales!

Trout Says: If you have to pay to go up river, you should stop at the bank first!Sign on a Hacker's Door: "Gone Phishing"Fish Asks: Did you hear about the banking tycoom who fell off his yacht? He was saved because he could float a loan!

Q. What do fish and women have in common?
A. Both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!

Q. Which musicians make the best fishermen?
A. Bass players.

Q. Why don't many fish pass their finals?
A. Because they work below C level.

Q. What do you call a big smelly fish?
A. A stink ray.

Q. What do fishermen do when their keyboard sounds funny?
A. They call a piano tuna.

Q. What does a fisherman use to find the World Wide Web?
A. The Net.

Q. Which social network do USO aliens prefer?
A. Fishbook.

Q. What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?
A. When a golfer lies, he doesn't have to bring anything home for proof.

Q. How does a fisherman post a fish?
A. He sends it COD or by First Bass Mail.

Q. Why was Tom Sawyer such an avid fisherman?
A. He was trying to catch up with Huck Finn.

Q. How does a fisherman make a fish laugh?
A. He tells a whale of a tale.

Q. How does a fisherman keep a big fish from smelling?
A. He cuts off its nose.

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