spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept
getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him!
Why was the baseball team's batter so popular with the fans?
A. Because he reached first, second, and third on a regular
point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To
The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already
Play Baseball Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, I'd really like to mitt you!
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What kind of detergent do scuba divers use?
What does Cinderella wear when she scuba dives?
A. Glass Flippers.
Why did the banker jump into the swimming pool?
A. He wanted to float a loan!
Wisecrack: Somebody call the Coroner! I just killed my workout!
What happened to the guy who held a squat for too long?
A. He got hunker pains.
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
how'd you like to work in a few reps over at my
Wisecrack: I've been a gym member for six months, but I
don't see any progress. Maybe I need to go there in person
to see what's going on?