| Q.
Why did the oyster go to the gym?
A. 'Cause it's good for the mussels.
Q.
What condition do you have if you're sick of going to your
workout venue?
A. Gym Nausea-m.
Q.
What happened after the guy took bench press out of his
workout schedule?
A. It was a huge weight off his chest.
Q.
What do you call guys who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons. |
Q.
How do you make a pool table laugh?
A. Reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
Funny
Fitness Failure: I can't help it if I'm lazy. It walks in
my family...
Q.
What is the lazy guy's idea of a good workout?
A. Doing diddly squats.
Q.
What did the lazy out-of-shape guy get when he quit going
to the gym?
A. A-trophy.
|
Did
you hear about the new gym, Resolutions? They feature workout
equipment the first two weeks, and then it's a bar for the
rest of the year.
Q.
Why did Satan open a gym?
A. So he could exercise his demons.
Q.
Why did a priest open a gym across the street from Satan's
Fitness Center?
A. To exorcise his demons.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Do you believe
in love at first sight? Or, should I curl this barbell another
ten times? |
