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Sporty
Hookup Lines, Fit Flirts, Athletic Come-Ons
Score
a hot date with hard hitters, kicking hookups, swinging jocks and baller
come-on jokes.
Sports Pick-Up Lines and Ball Player
Chat Ups
(Because Hard Hitting Come-Ons
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream Unless You've Been
Benched on Date Night!) |
Warning:
Pick Up Dating Points with Caution! Batty come-ons, ball
touchdowns, and flirty tailgating ahead.
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Sports Hookups | Gym
Flirts | Gym Jokes, Workout Puns
| Gnome Gym Puns | Baseball
LOLs |
| Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder
Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Boxing
LOLs | Fishing Puns | Fitness
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| Golf Jokes | Hiking
Jokes | Running Jokes | Soccer
Jokes | Sports Animals | Swimming
Jokes |
| Tennis Jokes | NFL
Football Puns | Go Broncos!
| Colorado Sports Humor | Snow
Skiing Jokes |
Soccer
Player Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know, I am allowed to
use my head in this game.
Soccer
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a soccer fan? 'Cause I am
gonna score tonight.
Soccer
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, since I'm a soccer player, I'm really
good at footsie.
Soccer
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I'd like to take a shot at your
goal.
Soccer
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, how would you like to practice some
penalty kicks with me?
Losing
Soccer Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you were a soccer ball,
I'd never shoot because I would only miss you. |
Tennis
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if we were playing tennis, I'd let
you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Racket
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I don't play tennis, but I'll still
grunt if you hit my balls.
Tennis
Player Hit Up Line: Hey babe, your court or mine?
Pick
Up a Tennis Player Line: Tired of singles? 'Cause we could
play some doubles.
Sports
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were tennis shoes, I'd be
in and out of you all day long.
Pick
Up a Tennis Player Line: Hey there, so what's your favorite
stroke?
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Pick
Up a Swimmer Line: Hey there, are you a gold medal? 'Cause
I won't stop until I have you.
Speedo
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, don't go to the zoo today because
the pythons are out.
Swimming
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a slippery pool deck? 'Cause
I'm falling for you.
Pick
Up Line That's All Wet: Hey baby, you must be tired? 'Cause
you've been swimming through my mind all day!
Swimmer
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you into splash and dash? 'Cause
you've really got my heart beating.
Fisherman
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, finny thing, but I think we should
hook up. |
Football
Fan Hookup Line: Hey baby, how about we kickoff a new relationship
today?
Pick
Up a Football Player Line: Instead of a zone defense, how
about we try some man-on-woman coverage tonight?
Pick
Up a Football Player Line: Hey big guy, are you going to
ask me out soon, or do I have to call a delay of game penalty?
Football
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'd love to touchdown in your end
zone.
Football
Come-On: Hey girl, you can check to see if my balls are
properly inflated.
Football
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'm always at my best during overtime.
Sports
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you can catch, 'cause there
are two balls coming straight at you. |
Tennis
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna play a match? I've got the
racket and two balls.
Tennis
Come-On: Hey girl, are you a lob? 'Cause I'd like to seriously
smash you.
Tennis
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, you just played a good match, but
you with me is a great match!
Tennis
Player Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a let? 'Cause
I'd do you over and over again.
Pick
Up a Tennis Pro Line: Hey there, you smell even better than
a fresh can of balls.
Tennis
Player Pick Up Line: Girl, you might as well be a tennis
player 'cause I am gonna court you!
Tennis
Pro Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you wearing cream cheese?
'Cause you are about to get bageled.
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Boxing
Chat Up Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause I think I'm in glove
with you.
Boxing
Pick Up Line: Is your dad a boxer? 'Cause you're a real
knock out.
Boxing
Hit Up Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause you've knocked me off
my feet.
Boxing
Pick Up Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause you're knocking me
out.
Blonde
Boxing Hookup Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause you're a ten.
Sports
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a boxer? How about you give
me a blow to my head?
Sports
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's do some midget boxing. You
get on your knees and give me some blows. |
Tailgating
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I love your Broncos jersey, but
it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
Sports
Bar Come-On: I've never made an incomplete pass, so I'm
hoping you won't be the first.
Football
Player Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you have intercepted my heart!
NFL
Hookup Line: Hey babe, how'd you like to be my wide receiver
tonight?
Football
Fan Come-On: Hey baby, do you wanna play with my foam finger?
Pick
Up a Football Player Line: Hey big guy, this game is all
about ball control.
Sports
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, can I get your jersey? And, your
phone number?
NFL
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, I want to pick you up from free
agency.
Pick
Up a Football Player Line: Hey guy, you are so hot that
I'd let you penetrate my end zone. |
Swimmer
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you my race suit? 'Cause you
are really tight.
Pick Up a Swimmer Line: Hey hottie, whenever I get near
you, I need anti-fog goggle spray.
Swimming
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Flip Turn?
'Cause I'm head over heels for you.
Swimmer
Come-On: Hey babe, are you a dive set? 'Cause you are making
me weak in the knees.
Scuba
Diver Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a snorkel? 'Cause
you are wrapped around my mind.
Swimming
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I was going to go for a dip, but
I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Pick
Up a Swimmer Line: Hey big guy, I perform best when I'm
wet.
Pool
Side Pick Up Line: Hey guy, are you a distance swimmer?
'Cause you're one in a million. |
Baseball
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'd really like to mitt you!
Baseball
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are we in the bullpen? 'Cause you
are warming me up!
Homerun
Hit Up Line: Hey girl, as a baseball player, I really know
my way around the bases.
Baseball
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, even though there's no game tonight,
I still plan on hitting one out of the park.
Baseball
Player Come-On: Hey babe, are you good at catching? 'Cause
I am falling for you!
Baseball
Come-On: Hey babe, you know I've never needed a third base
coach to signal me home.
Pick
Up a Baseball Player Line: Hey babe, my dugout or yours?
Baseball
Fan Hookup Line: Hey girl, this game is boring. Wanna go
back to my place and make it a blowout?
Baseball
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, can I pinch hit on you? |
Football
Player Come-On: Bae, just consider this the two-minute warning...
before I kiss you.
Football
Hookup Line: Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Tailgating
Pick Up Line: Hey dude, I wish you played football, 'cause
I'd like to see your backfield in motion.
Football
Hookup Line: Hey bae, I'm ready to line up in your neutral
zone.
NFL
Chat Up Line: Do you play football? 'Cause you've got a
tight end!
Recreational
Football Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you prefer two hand
touch, or full contact?
Football
Pick Up Line: Scoring with you would be like making a touchdown
on a pass interception.
Sports
Come-On: Hey girl, I always enjoy a game that goes into
overtime!
Sports
Hit Up Line: Hey girl, are you a boxer? 'Cause you're one
heck of a knock out! |
Pick
Up a Tennis Pro Line: Hey there, I grunt louder than anybody
else on the courts here.
Tennis
Pick Up Line: How would you like to be my doubles partner
– for life?
Bowling
Pick Up Line: Is your name Strike? 'Cause you're a perfect
10!
Bowling
Chat Up Line: Hey there, when I look at you, my thoughts
are all XXX!
Bowling
Come-On: Are you 300? Wanna be my old lady?
Bowling
Come-On: Are you a 7-10 split? 'Cause I'd like to pick you
up!
Bowling
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to strike up my bowling
bag?
Alley
Pick Up Line: Bowling is the sport for guys who like to
strike out with the ladies.
Bowling
Pick Up Line: Hey girl. It's not how you bowl, it's how
you roll.
Nerdy
Reverse Psychology Sports Come-On: Bowling is my sport of
choice because I always strike out with you girls.
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Baseball
umpire Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd really like to ball you!
Baseball
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd always go to bat for you.
Baseball
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to see my spitball?
Baseball
Player Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I think I glove you.
Pick
Up a Baseball Player Line: Hey dude, it looks like you carry
a big stick.
Ball
Player Chat Up Line: Hey bae, if you were a baseball, I'd
could hit a homerun with you.
Baseball
Pick Up Line: Hey fella, did you just hit me with a pitch?
'Cause I'm feeling faint.
Baseball
Pick Up Line: Hey there, I'm an umpire. So, give me your
number so I can make the call.
Baseball
Come-On: Hey girl, I always enjoy a game that goes into
extra innings!
Baseball
Umpire Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'd really glove to ball you!
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Q.
Why is sexual harrassment such a tricky subject in boxing
gyms?
A. 'Cause somebody is always getting hit on.
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I know of a fun aerobic exercise
that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Gym
Hookup Line: Hey you, how would you like to go
on a long romantic walk, on the treadmill?
Sweaty
Gym Rat Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause
I've got a six-pack right here.
Gym
Rat Pick Up Line: Hello baby! The elliptical isn't the only
thing getting my heart rate up!
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna sit on my lap while I use
the rowing machine?
Bodybuilder
Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, you sure look swole!
Bodybuilder
Trainer Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you didn't forget
your jelly for today's workout.
Gym
Pick Up Line Gone Wrong: Hey Babe, do you squat here often?
Bodybuilder
Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, how'd you like to work in
a few reps over at my place?
Sexy
Fun Golf Fact of the Day: It's not the size of your putter
that matters, it's how many strokes you take! |
Ski
Area Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs
enough to break the ice.
Chairlift
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are
you just blowing me away?
Ski
Area Pick Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift
for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Ski
Area Chat Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first
sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Ski
Area Chat Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you
wings, or are you just an angel?
Classic
Colorado Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's meet up
at Keystone for a run down the slope.
Q.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet
somebody on the slopes?
A. Sorry Dude.
Q.
How are a Colorado weatherman and a ski area hooker alike?
A. Both can only estimate how many inches they'll get, or
how long it will last.
Q.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill?
The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant
slalom.
Q.
Why is it so hard for basketball players to conceive a child?
A. Because they always dribble before they shoot.
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NBA
Point to Ponder: If you're no longer addicted to basketball
pick-up lines, does that mean you've rebounded?
Hooped-Up
Hookup Line: Hey bae, do you enjoy basketball? 'Cause I'm
on the rebound.
Basketball
Player Pick Up Line: Hey bae, are you a hoops fan? 'Cause
you've got the basket and I've got the balls.
Sports
Chat Up Line: Hey bae, if you were a basketball, I could
drive you, lay you up, and dribble on you.
Basketball
Player Pick Up Line: Hey bae, do you ref during the playoffs?
'Cause you look like you could swallow a whistle.
Basketball
Player Pick Up Line: Hey bae, do you play hoops? 'Cause
you are the center of my attention.
Basketball
Player Come-On Line: Hey bae, I'd like to take it to the
hole and drop my balls in your hoop.
Basketball
Player Chat Up Line: Hey bae, I'm a great ball handler.
How 'bout you?
Hoops
Hookup Line: Hey bae, if you were a basketball, I could
drive you and lay you up.
Hoops
Hookup Line: Hey bae, if you were a basketball, I'd never
pass because I want you all to myself.
Basketball
Player Pick Up Line: Hey bae, should I take it to the hole,
or should I take it to the rack? |
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Sports Jokes | Baseball
Puns | Basketball | Bowling
Jokes | Boxing | Fishing
| Football | Golf
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| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
Hookups |
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Science Fiction Pick Ups | Scientist
Flirt Ups | Sick Come Ons |
Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
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