At First Bite: The happy chef couple met at cooking class.
It got really hot when boil meets grill!
What did the zombie say to his date?
A. I love a woman with brains!
Why did the blonde fan love Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty and
Sulu so much?
A. 'Cause she had a one-Trek mind.
Why did bread break up with margarine?
A. For a butter lover.
is the only love triangle I'm interested in.
Hot Steak Lovers Humor: Brought a new grill home
last night. She's a real gas and she's really hot, especially
after you turn her on!
Why did the safe cracker love the locksmith?
A. Because he held the key to her heart.
What did the loving caveman give his wife on their anniversary?
A. Lots of ughs and kisses.
What happens when two hamburgers fall in love?
A. They live together in holy meatrimony!
How did the vampire fall in love with his wife?
A. It was love at first bite!
What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A. A Groovy Kind of Love.
Why do Klingons love Tribbles?
A. Tribbles make great earmuffs and cranial ridge warmers.
VD Day Point to Ponder: Is LOVE the seventh sense, the one
that destroys the legit six senses?