Why did the doctor send the porn star home after her exam?
A. Because she was X-ray-ted.
Why did the blonde vampire try out to be a porn star?
A. 'Cause she had really big fangs and thangs.
Porn Tip of the Night: Graveyards are a great place to get
laid, even while you're still alive!
Why did the blonde hooker join the police force?
A. Because she wanted to work under covers.
What happens if a psychiatrist and a prostitute spend the
A. In the morning, each of them says, "$200 Please."
doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off
all her clothes and then send the bill to her husband!
What is the difference between a bottle of wine and a prostitute?
A. The older the bottle of wine, the more you have to pay
What is the slogan of the Denver hotel on Hooker St?
A. We Put the Ho in Hotel!
What is the hot new slogan of the Aurora Notel on E Colfax?
A. You've Rented the Room, Now Buy the Video!
What is the slogan of the Aurora Notel on E Colfax?
A. As Seen On COPS!
What do tight pants and a cheap motel on E Colfax have in
A. No ball room.
What's the best part of urban gardening along East Colfax
A. Getting down and dirty with the hoes.
How are a Colorado weatherman and a ski area hooker alike?
A. Both can only estimate how many inches they'll get, or
how long it will last.
What did the prostitute say to her vampire date?
A. You suck less than the others.
Why does Santa grow tomatoes during the his off season?
A. He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Pick-Up Line: If I dress
up as Santa, will you be my Ho?
Why did Santa visit a brothel to get in the holiday spirit?
A. Because of all the Ho Ho Hos!
Where do billionaires go to fool around?
A. Estate of affairs.
Why did Santa send his immodest daughter to college in Kansas?
A. To keep her off the North Pole.