Scientist Pick Up Line: You must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a total BaBe!

Chemistry Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you made of Nickel, Cerium, arsenic and Sulfur? 'Cause you've got a NiCe AsS.

Physicist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to help me prove the Big Bang isn't just a theory or a sitcom?

Astronomer Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the cosmos? 'Cause you have one heavenly body.

Chemist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you hydrogen? 'Cause I think you're number 1.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I may be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

Chemistry 101 Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna be my lab partner? 'Cause I think we'd have some great chemistry together.

After Hours Chemistry Come-On: Hey babe, might a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you lose an electron? 'Cause you are positively attractive.

Geologist Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you go out with me, I promise I won't take you for granite.

Lab Techician Pick Up Line: Hey baby, If I was a neurotransmitter, I'd be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

Scientist Pick Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti Full" because "bery old tit" doesn't sound as sexy.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F I Ne.

Science Lab Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's a fact that I'm hung like Foucault's pendulum.

Chemistry Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's be lab partners again tonight so I can put my stirring rod in your beaker.

Science Come-On: Hey girl, you're like a proton and I'm like an electron. And, opposites do attract.

Science Nerd Chat Up Line: Hey girl, do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium fine!

Science Lab Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are your pants made of a super-reflective alloy? 'Cause I can clearly see myself in them.

Chemistry 101 Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I just bought a molecular model kit. Want to play with my stick and balls?

Scientist Come-On: Hey girl, you're just like a telophase 'cause I admire your cleavage.

Lab Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm a chemist. Give me a squeeze and see what kind of reaction you get.

Science Lab Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm a chemist, so how about you let me experiment on you?

Chemistry Lab Pick Up Line: Hey Coatie, I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate – If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

Geologist Hookup Line: Hey girl, why don't we go out tonight? You can examine my hardness while I test your cleavage.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you an alpha carbon? 'Cause you look susceptible to backside attack.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you into chemistry? 'Cause I lab you.

Chemistry Come-On: Hey girl, scientists have recently discovered a new rare element named Beautium, and it's sure looks like you are made of it.

Science Lab Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're hotter than a Bunsen burner set on full power.

Science Geek Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's go back to my place to measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me.

Gemologist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I must be a diamond because you just gave me a hardness of 10 on the Mohs Scale.

Scientist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey baby, if I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

Science Chat Up Line: Hey babe, Heisenberg was wrong about one thing. I am certain about what you're doing later tonight.

Physics Come-On: Hey girl, you're making my atomic number rise.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot you'd cause a nuclear reactor to melt down.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you're more special than relativity.

Science Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you need thrusts with force, I've got the mass and the acceleration.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey baby, know why Uranium is my favorite element? 'Cause I am in love with U.

Geologist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you hydrochloric acid? 'Cause you're making my limestone fizz.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you like physics? 'Cause I've got my ion you.

Scientist Hookup Line: Hey there, if you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that every time I see you, I think I'll reach my melting point.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, even the Kelvin scale can't describe how hot you are.

Chemistry Come-On: Hey baby, are you the acid on my litmus paper? 'Cause every time I meet you, I turn bright red.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you look sweeter than pi!

Scientist Hookup Line: Hey partner, in my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long!

Astronomer Pick Up Line: Hey girl, feel free to Hubble my telescope anytime.

Math Tip of the Day: Sharp pick-up lines help you get an angle on the dating scene.

Chemistry Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you auxin? 'Cause you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

Mineralologist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Halite? 'Cause you have perfect cleavage.

Meteorologist Chat Up Line: Hey baby, you are so hot that you must be causing global warming.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

Lava-ly Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are finer than pyroclastic ash.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the direction fields of my heart all point to you.

Scientist Hookup Line: Hey girl, later tonight I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

Archaeologist Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a fossil? 'Cause I'd like to date you.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if I made my own periodic table, you'd be element number 1!

Science Pick Up Line: Hey babe, wanna test the spring constant of my mattress?

Mathematician Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your sine?

DNA Lab Pick Up Line: Hey girl, know why men are so much sexier than women? 'Cause you can't spell sexy without XY.

Mathematician Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you the square root of negative 1? 'Cause there is no way you can be real.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you a laser? 'Cause you are set on stunning.

Q. How does a math professor propose to his girlfriend?
A. With a polynomial ring!

Lab Assistant Come-On: Hey girl, even if there was no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.

AI Cyborg Pick Up Line: Hey you, I am fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.

AI Cyborg Chat Up Line: Hey you, I am fully functional and anatomically correct.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you must have a high current because I just can't resist you.

Scientist Chat Up Line: Hey baby, are you an exothermic reaction? 'Cause you spread your hotness everywhere.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey babe, whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

Science Lab Come-On: Hey girl, is it getting hot in here, or is that just our bond forming?

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

Paleontologist Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you a a pile of dinosaur bones? 'Cause I dig you.

Tech Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I bet I can decrypt your code.

Computer Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, you make my interface GUI.

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