Why should you think twice about dating an accountant?
A. 'Cause they're really into double entries.
Which dating site has the most contacts?
A. Eye Harmony.
Pick-Up Line: Hey chicky,
do you regurgitate on a first date?
Which new matchmaking site is strictly for lawyers and accountants?
A. Fee Harmony.
Which new dating site is for the newly divorcd crowd?
Groan of the Day: She thinks she's a siren, but she looks
more like a false alarm.
Why did two electrical transformers on Main St. go out last
A. Because they liked each other.
Which classic dating venue connected Betty White and Allen
A. Match Game.
Which online site offers the punniest dating jokes?
How did the gun assassin's first date go?
A. They really hit it off.
Why did the guy break up with his watermelon vendor girlfriend?
A. Because she was always so melon-dramatic about
Which new dating site offers is exclusively for duffers?
A. Tee Harmony.
Hit Up Line: Hey Brie,
do you French on a first date?
Which new dating site is strictly for sleuths and detectives?
A. Connect the dot.
Which sweet dating site is exclusively for apiarists?
A. Bee Harmony.
Day Pick-Up Line: Babe,
do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Why did the zombie only date highly intelligent women?
A. He just loved women with brains!
Arrr! Which dating site do pirates like best?
A. Sea Harmony.
Which key dating site is popular with locksmiths and burglars?
A. Latch dot con.
Which new dating site is for pirates over 50?
A. Arrr! Time.
What do you call a witch who uses illegal spells to conjure
up an underage date?
A. A hex offender!
Which dating site guarantees a happy menage a trois?
A. Three Harmony.
Lab Gossip of the Day: Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium
got together? OMg!
Which new dating site is for fans of Bob Dylan?
A. E Harmonica.
Why did the miner ask a diamond out for diiner?
A. 'Cause he was into carbon dating.
just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it
sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.
Where do dissatisfied women go to spot a worthy
A. G Harmony.
Where do lonely single socks go online to find a mate?
A. Matchless Soles.