What do flyers do with wood after they cut it and split
A. They Pilot.
Would the weather be clear for the balloon’s morning
A. It was up in the air.
Why was the blonde guy afraid to fly to Finland?
A. He was afraid he'd disappear in FinnAir!
Who wrote the book, Flying for Beginners?
A. Landon Saye Flee.
What is it called when a financier's pilot tilts his private
plane to curve around?
A. High-level banking.
Flash: A news copter crashed into the local cemetery. Early
reports say at least 500 dead. Stay tuned. More at 10 P.M.
were bawling in coach, but business class was a far cry
Why did the two television helicopter reporters on competing
stations get along so well?
A. 'Cause they both got a lot of air time.
How did the old jet pilot die?
A. He just took off.
Where are the Great Plains located?
A. At the Great Airports!
Point to Ponder: Can Chuck Norris fold airplanes into paper?
Which airline do vampires take when going on vacation?
A. Scare Canada!
Which kind of dog was bred to go on vacation?
A. The Jet Setter.
How do rabbits travel while on vacation?
A. By Hareplane.
What do you calll special sheets of glass exclusively used
in aircraft? passenger flights
Funny Groan of the Day: Did you hear about the Cessna that
crashed into the graveyard? Over 50 bodies have been recovered
so far. Which is odd, considering that it was a four seat
What did the news reporter say when he jumped out of an
airplane on live TV?
A. I'm on air! Q. What did the news reporter say
when he jumped out of an airplane on live TV?
A. I'm on air!
pilots never die, they just buzz off.
Why did the hot air baloon pilot resign from his position?
A. Too many ups and downs.
Why don't duck pilots tell jokes while they're flying?
A. So they don't quack up!
Which kind of confections do they serve at the airport?
A. Plane chocolate.
Why do pilots always travel first-class while on vacation?
A. Because they can handle sky-high prices.
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A. He wanted to visit Pluto.
suitcase started to cry when I picked it up off the baggage
carousel at DIA. I guess I'm carrying emotional baggage.
What do you get when you cross an accountant with a large
A. A Boring 747.
Why did the optometrist aspire to become a TV news helicopter
A. He wanted to be an eye in the sky.
What did the passengers say about the food served on the
A. It was a little plane.