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Food Pick-Up Joke: Hey Gnirl, you must be a bacon burger 'cause you're bacon me crazy!
Food Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!
Food Pick-Up Line: You must be a banana because I find you a peeling!
Hey Gnirl, let's get some coffee 'cause I'm liking you a latte!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His wife is still mourning. Cheese still not over it!
A good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!


Food Chat Ups, Tasty Hookup Lines, Fast Food Flirts
Sample tasty dating tips, cheesy chef pick-up lines, and corny come-on jokes to taco bout.

Chef Pick-Up Lines and Cooked Up Come-Ons
(Because A Hot Hookup You Can Just Eat Up Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Starving for a Date!)
Warning: Sample the Dating Scene with Caution! Sweet flirts, grilled hookups, and baker come-ons ahead.
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Hey Gnirl, is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you've got a nice set of buns!Crow Chef Says: Baby, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple!Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.

Baker Pick Up Line: Babe, when it comes to being sweet, you take the cake!

Baker Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a cake? 'Cause we could get together and merge our layers.

BBQ Chef Come-On: You're my grill and I'm your broil.

Baker Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd take you to my bakery, but there's nothing sweeter than you.

Chef Pick Up Line: You're twice as sweet as Creme Brulee, and a lot less drippy.

Chef Pick Up Line: Cumin here often?

Vegan Chef Chat Up Line: Hey babe, weren't you in my "Introduction to Melons" class?

Vegetarian Chef Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a veggie, you'd be one cute-cumber!

IHOP Chef Chat Up Line: Babe, omelette you in on a my big secret...

Vegan Party Chat Up Line: Hey, I don't always turnip at parties, but when I do I'm the radish guy there.

Leafy Pick Up Line: If you're the first course, I'd like my salad undressing.

Vegan Chef Come-On: Hey girl, not to sound corny, but I think you are a-maize-ing!

Pick Up a Chef Line: Hey dude, are you a steak? 'Cause you are really well done.

Ape Chef Asks: Did you hear about the dominatrix chef? She beats the eggs and whips the cream!Food Pick-Up Line: Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready!Chimp Chef Asks: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? A. you get buttered up!

Q. What do you call a bull that pleasures himself?
A. Beef-Strokin'-Off!

Q. Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Taco Joint Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, you are as hot as my big beefy burrito.

Fast Food Pick Up Line: Hey Chick, did you just come from KFC? 'Cause your thighs and breast are giving me a drumstick!

Chef Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you remind me of my spice cabinet because you've got a fine grind goin' on!

Italian Chat Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you pizza? 'Cause I'd really eat up a slice of you.

Tex-Mex Chef Pick Up Line: Hey peppy, you are as hot as capsaicin!

Q. What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric?
A. "Is it meat you're looking for?"

Chef Pick Up Line: I know we've just met, but will you marinate me?

Q. What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A. "My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill."

Pastry Chef Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, is your name Cinnamon? 'Cause I'd like to lick the honey off those buns.

Waffle House Come-On: Hey girl, are you a pancake? 'Cause you look flippin' hot!

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, your brain turns me on 'cause you're sharp as cheddar!Q. Why does a chef give his lady pastry on Valentine's Day? A. He cannoli love her!Hey Gnirl, you should sell hotdogs 'cause you already know how to make a wiener stand!

Dear Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it comes to meat, all I want is you.

Chef Come-On Line: Hey baby, you are finer than my big pepper mill.

Chef Hit Up Line: Hey hottie, if you were in my pan, I'd deglaze you.

Chef Hookup Line: Hey there, do you like seafood? 'Cause I'll let you taste my mussels.

Dessert Chef Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, you're just like my brownies, half sweet and half nuts.

Baker Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, wanna lick my spoon?

Baker Hookup Line: Hey there, how about I let you lick my beater?

Bakery Come-On: Hey girl, you put the jam in my jelly roll!

Lunch Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name "Peanut Butter?" 'Cause you're giving me the jelly legs.

Vegetarian Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a potato? 'Cause I'd totally mash you.

BBQ Chef Come-On: Hey babe, I'd like to baste your tenderloins!

Take-Out Cook Pick Up Line: Hey girl, dinner tastes better at my place.

Burger Cook Pick Up Line: Hey girl, not to brag, but I know how to put the special in your sauce.

Fast Food Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, you need some fries to go along with that shake!

Pick Up a Chef Line: Hey big guy, wanna dip your wings in my Buffalo sauce?

Q. What did the French chef give his love on valentine's Day? A. A Hug and a Quiche!Sweet Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? A. Briing her flours!

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Babe, you must be Campbell's Soup, 'cause you're mm mm good.

Chef Pick Up Line: Hey babe, now that we've simmered for 20 minutes, it's time to heat it up to a full rolling boil!

Luau Come-On: Hey girl, that's one lovely bunch of coconuts.

Backyard BBQ Chef Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna make a burger? I'll bring the meat, and you bring the buns!

Fruity Pick Up Line: You inevitably hit a wrinkle every now and then, but that's not raisin any doubts, apricotly.

Chef Chat Up Line: Whoa, it looks like heaven must be missing an ambrosia salad.

Produce Guy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a fruit? 'Cause honeydew look fine!

Waffle House Pick Up Line: How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Q. Where do bachelor butchers go to dance on Saturday nights?
A. The Meet Ball.

Baker Pick Up Line: Hey baby, what does a chef have to do to get in your mixing bowl?

Pick Up a Baker Line: Hey Sweetie, I don't know much about pies, but you make my banana cream!

Q. How is sex like pizza?
A. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day. All I'm asking is ONE from you!Your name must be Coca-Cola? because you're soda-licioius!I'll be Burger King and you're McDonald's. I'll have it my way & you'll be lovin' it!

Pick Up a Baker Line: Hey sweetie, you are sugar, and spice, and everything nice!

Tasty Chef Chat Up Line: Hey there, I know how to amaze your tongue.

Dessert Hookup Line: Hey sweetie, are you an Oreo? 'Cause I'd like to double-stuff you.

Pick Up a Fast Food Guy Line: Are you a Frito? 'Cause this come-on is really corny.

Morning Pick Up Line: Hey girl, was your daddy Tony the Tiger? 'Cause you are looking grrrrrrrrreat!

Bubbly Pick Up Line: If I was a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.

Q. What did the barista's Valentine say?
A. I can't espresso my love for you!

Pick Up a Barista Line: Hey girl, do you work at Starbucks? 'Cause I do like you a latte.

Chef Nooner Chat Up Line: Hey slick, your legs are like peanut butter: smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

Breakfast Pick Up Line: Hey girl, have you been eating Lucky Charms? 'Cause you're magically delicious!

Testy Pick Up Lines: Are you on the menu at McDonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!

Backyard BBQ Chef Hookup Line: Hey, wanna pull my pork?

Butcher Come-On: Hey babe, I've got a big bone for you!

Fast Food Cook Pick Up Line: Hey bae, you have more legs than this bucket of KFC.

Fast Food Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you must work at Subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong!

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