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Q. What is a comedian's favorite day of the week? A. Wry day!

 


Friday Jokes, Flight Day Humor, Freud Day Puns
Kick off the weekend with funny Friday humor, sigh day puns, and wry day night jokes.

Friday Jokes, TGIF Humor, Fried Day Puns
(Because Far Out Friday Jokes and Fine Day Puns Could Never Be Too Mainstream on Fry Day Afternoon!)
Warning: Fry Day Forward with Caution! Friday fried day jokes, rye day humor, and Frigg-ing funny puns ahead.
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Martini Says: TGIF It's Friday!Alien's in Flying Saucer Say: Far Out! It's Friday!This fish is glad it's finally Friday!

Friday Laugh of the Day: I haven't been this excited about Friday, since last Friday!

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Friday? 'Cause I'm Frigg-ing in love with you!

Q. Which day of the week do whiskey makers like the best?
A. Rye Day.

Q. Which day of the week is a superhero?
A. Friday! 'Cause it flies in to save the rest of the week!

Q. Which day of the week is by far the favorite of aerospace engineers?
A. Flight Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, it must be Black Friday? 'Cause clothes are 100% off at my place.

Friday Point to Ponder: The only decision you have to make today is whether to have a glass or a bottle. Cheers!

Q. Which day of the week is a cheap knockoff?
A. Faux Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey there, is your name Fry? 'Cause I'd like to oil you up today.

Q. What is your shrink's favorite day of the week? A. Freud Day!Q. What is a castaway's favorite day of the week? A. Friday!Chimp Says: Wow, it's Finale Friday!

Q. Which day of the week has an oedipus complex?
A. Freud Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is you're name Friday? 'Cause it sure is good to see you.

Friday Night Pick-Up Line: Hey, is your name Weekend? 'Cause I've been dreaming about you all week.

Q. Which day of the week do fish absolutely detest?
A. Fry Day.

Finally! It's finale Friday! Tada! The work week is over! !!!

Q. Which day of the week do stoners look forward to?
A. Fried Day.

Q. What is a police officer's favorite day of the week? A. Fine Day!Happy Sigh Day!What is a pothead hula dancer's favorite day of the week? Fried Day!

Funny Friday Factoid: Today is Friday, so you deserve a medal for making it through the rest of the week!

Q. Which day of the week do small towns with speed traps look forward to?
A. Fine Day.

Q. Which day of the week do painful punsters live for?
A. Wry Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most exasperating?
A. Sigh Day.

Friday Morning Ha Ha Highlight of the Day: Better days are ahead. They're called Saturday and Sunday!

Q. Which day of the week is the friendliest?
A. Hi Day.

French Fries Say: TGIF! It's Fry Day!Hulk Says: Happy Guy Day!French Fries Say: Happy Fries Day!

Q. Which day of the week is the tastiest?
A. Fries Day.

Q. Which day of the week is preferred by hot air balloonists?
A. Fly Day.

Friday Fact of the Day: Life begins on Friday night!

Q. Which day of the week do egotistical macho men like the best?
A. Guy Day.

Q. Which day of the week do chickens cross the road to get way from?
A. Fried Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the sweetest?
A. Pie Day.

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