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Wednesday
Jokes, Wets Day LOLs, Wart's Day Puns
Get
through midweek blahs with Hens-Day puns, Hump Day humor, and wild Woofs-Day
jokes.
Wednesday Jokes, Wren's Day Puns, Webs-Day LOLs
(Because Wild West Day Puns
and Whack It Wednesday Jokes Could Never Be TOO
Mainstream on Hump Day!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Midweek jokes, Wakes Day grins, Vets-Day humor
and Wants-Day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day LOLs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which day of the week is favored by impatient naggers?
A. Whens Day.
Q.
When dooes a lot of eye-rolling and smirking take place?
A. Wince Days. |
Q.
Which week day is actually the most macho?
A. Mens Day.
Q.
What is Mercedes favorite day of the week?
A. Benz Day.
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Q.
On which day of the week do the strangest things happen?
A. Weirds Day.
Q.
What is every wine connoisser favorite day of the week?
A. Vins Day. |
| Q.
Which day of the week have some large whales been singing
about since way back?
A. Hump Day.
Q.
What is a fat wallet's favorite day of the week?
A. Wads Day. |
Q.
When does it always seem to rain hard and flood so much?
A. Wets Day.
Q.
When are yoga instructors most in demand?
A. Bends Day.
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Q.
When are bloddhounds exceptionally hot on the trail?
A. Whiffs Day.
Q.
Which day of the week to auto body repairmen celebrate?
A. Dents Day. |
| Q.
Which day of the week is the favorite of blowhards?
A. Winds Day.
Q.
When do sharks like to throw a jawsome party?
A. On Fins Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is the most tiresome?
A. Rest Day.
Q.
Which day of the week has the most tornado sightings?
A. Winds Day.
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Q.
When are gamblers and lotto players the luckiest?
A. Wins Day.
Q.
Which day of the week do gardeners truly despise?
A. Weeds Day. |
Q.
When do politicians make the most long speeches?
A. Winds Daze.
Q.
Which day of the week makes bachelors nervous?
A. Weds Days. |
Q.
Which day of the week is the most mellow in Colorado?
A. Weeds Day.
Q.
Which day of the week is most popular among joggers?
A. Runs Day.
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Q.
When are bears the most likey to go into hibernation?
A. Dens Day.
Q.
When do a lot of young lovers run off to get married?
A. Weds Days. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
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