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Manic
Monday Jokes, Mud Day Puns, Montag LOLs
Begin your week with mundane jokes, mug day humor,
and miserable Monday mourning puns.
Monday Puns, Moan Day Humor, Mon-dane Jokes
(Because Pun Day Jokes Could
Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Latte
for Work on Monday Morning!) |
Warning:
Clock In at Your Own Risk! Sucking funny Monday jokes, caffeinated
humor, and tired puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Funday Humor | Mon-Dane Monday Jokes
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes, Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Miserable
Monday LOL: Rolling out of bed on Monday morning is easy,
but getting up off the floor is another story.
Q.
What is the only thing worse than a typical Monday?
A. A decaffeinated Monday! |
Q.
Which day of the week is the busiest for hair stylists?
A. MopDay.
Q.
How can you tell it's Monday morning?
A. Your right eye is glued shut and your left eye won't
stop twitching!
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Monday
Point to Ponder: Why is a rainy Friday so much better than
a sunny Monday?
Q.
How can you tell you had a wild and wonderful weekend?
A. By the number of pics you have to un-tag on Montag
morning! |
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Monday Point to Ponder: If every day is a gift, why can't
you return Mondays for Fridays?
Q.
Why do we always joke about how crummy Mondays are?
A. To distract us from the fact that most of the other days
of the week are depressing, too! |
Monday
Morning Point to Ponder: If one day of the week was a serial
killer, would it be Monday?
Q.
How can Monday be explained using math?
A. Add irritation, subtract sleep, multiply the problems
and divide your time between multiple inane tasks!
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Q.
What is the shortest horror story ever written?
A. "Monday."
Q.
How are Mondays like leeches?
A. Because they suck!
Monday
Morning Laugh: Is it Friday yet? |
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Which day of the week do coffee drinkers like the most?
A. MugDay.
Q.
Why is the second worst thing about Monday?
A. You ask a coworker how their weekend was, and they tell
you every mundane detail... |
Q.
Which day of the week does your alarm clock like best?
A. Monday, because it's well-rested over the weekend and
ready to go to work again.
Monday
Quantum Point to Ponder: How can Monday be 50% longer than
any other day of the week?
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Early
Monday Point to Ponder: Were Monday mornings invented to
punish us for all the fun we had over the weekend?
Monday
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna
find out why they call today Moan-Day?
Q.
What is even worse than Friday the 13th?
A. Monday the 13th. OUCH! |
| Sunday
Night Point to Ponder: If you listen very carefully, can
you hear Monday sharpening its claws? |
Q.
Which day of the week is the angriest?
A. MadDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do cows like the most?
A. MooDay. |
| Monday
Laugh of the Day: Monday must be a guy because it comes
too quickly! |
Q.
Which day of the week does somebody with a secret like most?
A. MumDay.
One
seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However,
the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson
Crusoe.
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Q.
Which day of the week is your cleaning lady's least favorite?
A. MopDay. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You're ready for Mug Day, so
here's even more manic mourning
humor,
tired jokes, and mud-day
painful puns to get you through a mundane
day:
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Puns | Cents-Less Puns | Coffee
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fashion
Jokes | Hair Jokes |
| Happy Hour Humor | Hipster
Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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