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Warm
Sunday Jokes, Pun Day Humor, FunDay Puns
Bask
in the glow of sunny day puns, refreshing sundae humor, and wonderful
weekend jokes.
Happy
Sunday Jokes, Son Day Puns, Bun Day LOLs
(Because Fun Pun-Day Jokes
and Sweet Sundae Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
During Sunday Sunsets!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Son Day jokes, solar-powered humor, and heart-warming
Sunday puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Funday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mon-Dane Monday
Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes, Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which day of the week isn't nearly as happy as Sunday?
A. Sadder Day.
Q.
Which day of the week does everybody flatter and fawn over?
A. Swoon Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week makes you cry when it's over?
A. Sob Day.
Q.
Which day of the week do vampires dread the most?
A. Sunday!
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Q.
Which weekend day is the most high-spirited and sassy?
A. Spunk Day.
Q.
What do cookout fans sing on Sunday afternoons?
A. My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.
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| Q.
Why is Sunday always so happy?
A. Because Sol always looks on the bright side of things.
Q.
Which weekend day boasts the most beer drinking?
A. Suds Day. |
Q.
Why are steaks so happy at Sunday barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.
Q.
Which weekend day is the busiest at the deli counter?
A. Sub Day. |
Q.
Which weekend day leaves you completely shocked?
A. Stun Day.
Q.
How do weather forecasters greet each other on Sunday Pun
Days?
A. With a heat wave! |
| Q.
Which weekend day do sailors never speak about?
A. Sunk Day.
Hotter
Than the Sun Pick-Up Line:
Hi girl, Is your name Sunday? 'Cause you light up my life.
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Q.
What is the ice cream man's favorite day of the week?
A. Sundae.
Q.
How do you host the best Sunday afternoon BBQ pig roast
ever?
A. You go whole hog!
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Q.
Which day of the week is the noisiest 24 hours?
A. Sound Day.
Q.
Which day of the week do Amish outcasts detest?
A. Shun Day. |
| Q.
When do many folks sit down for a big hearty meal?
A. Sup Day.
Golfer:
Do you think it's a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddie: Sir, the way you play, it's a sin any day of the
week. |
Q.
When do accountants balance their own books?
A. On Sum Day.
Q.
How is playing golf on Sunday a pious activity?
A. 'Cause you spend more time praying on the golf course
than you would have at church. |
Q.
Which weekend day drinks every chance it gets?
A. Sot Day.
Q.
What do surgeons and church musicians do when they hang
out together on Sunday afternoons?
A. They talk about organs. |
Q.
Why are little girls so jealous of Sunday?
A. 'Cause there is no Daughter Day.
Q.
Why do pigs get such a warm feeling on Sundays?
A. 'Cause they're bacon in the sunt. |
Q.
If Some Day never comes, what takes its place?
A. Scum Day.
Q.
Which kind of animal always wears UV-coated sunglasses on
clear, sunny Sundays?
A. A solar bear. |
Q.
What is the devil's favorite day of the week?
A. Sin Day.
Q.
What do you say when the fog finally lifts on Sunday afternoon?
A. You won't be mist. |
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Daily
Jokes | Sunny Sunday Puns | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | Mundane
Monday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You're
still hot for grins, so here's
more heart-warming laughter,
bright
humor, sunny jokes and glowing
painful puns to smile about all week
long:
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LOLs | Bird Jokes | Burger
Puns | Cat Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Dog Jokes | Flower
Humor |
| Ice Cream Jokes | Lion
Laughs | Monkey Jokes | Pirate
Jokes | Police Puns | Psychic
Jokes | Religion Jokes |
| Rooster Puns | Sci-Fi
Jokes | Sports Jokes | Sunglasses
Jokes | Sun Puns | Sunny
Weather Jokes | Wine LOLs |
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