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Saturday
Puns, Caturday Jokes, Slacker Day Humor
Slack off with sex-her-day humor, wild Caturday night puns,
and funny saunter day jokes.
Saturday Jokes, Weekend Humor, Rec Day LOLs
(Because Slacker Jokes and
Late Night Laughs Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream on
the First Day of This Weekend!) |
Warning:
Weekend It at Your Own Risk! Caturday jokes, day off humor, and
multi-slacking puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Daily
Pick-Ups | Sunday Jokes, Funday LOLs
| Mondane Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| 2 | 3
| Friday Jokes and TGIF Funs | Fri-Die
the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, and
Sat All Day Laughs | 2 | 3
| 4 | Wild
Caturday Puns |
Saturday
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, it's
Saturday night and I can't wait to be ashamed of whatever
I do this weekend.
Q.
Which weekend day do dawgs enjoy the most?
A. Sater-daeg, Saterdag, and Zaterdag. |
Saturday
Night Laugh: Life is short, so smile while you still have
all your teeth...
Q.
What is the only bummer early Saturday morning?
A. Having to watch infomericials before the cartoons start!
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Saturday
Night Point to Ponder: If you think seven years of bad luck
after breaking a mirror sucks, try breaking a condom.
Q.
Which day of the week do trouser designers work toward?
A. Slacker Saturday. |
Q. Which day of the week has the best pick-up
lines?
A. Sought-Her-Day.
Q.
Which day of the week has the most swagger?
A. Saunter-Day. |
Weekend
Point to Ponder: Does it really count as the weekend if
you don't do something totally pointless?
Q.
Which day of the week rings true during a lie detector
test?
A. Saturn Day.
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Saturday
Point to Ponder: Do rats fear Caturdays, or do they party
hearty and act as if there is no tomorrow, just like we
do?
Q.
On which day of the week do television foresnic crime shows
air?
A. Splatter-Day. |
Q.
What can you get online on Caturday that you can't get on
any other day of the week?
A. Lots of lynx!
Q.
Which day of the week does the Little League team like the
most?
A. Batter Day. |
Q.
How is Saturday just like a rainbow?
A. You can see it from a distance, but when you get close
it begins to just disappear.
Q.
Which day of the week did artist Jackson Pollock appreciate
the most?
A. Splatter Day.
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Sex-Her-Day
Point to Ponder: Is Saturday the most romantic day of the
week, or the sleaziest?
Q.
Which day of the week do particle physicists enjoy the most?
A. Matter Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is a long ride to get to, but when
you finally get there, there's lots of horsing around?
A. Saddle Day.
Saturday
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
is your name Saturday? 'Cause you are making my end weak.
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Saturday
Smile of the Day: You know you're a grownup when you enjoy
Saturday morning coffee as much as you used to enjoy Saturday
morning cartoons.
Saturday
Morning Pick-Up Line: Oh
Bae, pinch me 'cause I must be dreaming.
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Q.
Which day of the week makes your alarm clock sad?
A. Sadurday.
Saturday
Morning Pick-Up Line: Is
your name Dawn? 'Cause pinch me, I must be dreaming. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
It's still Caturday, so here's
even more slacker humor, lazy
laughs,
late night jokes and dazed
painful puns to help get you to next
weekend:
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Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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