Thursday Jokes, Thirst Day Puns, Turds Day Humor

Thurs-Daze Puns, Thor's Day Jokes, Firs Day LOLs
(Because Thirst Day Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream When You're on the Back Side of Hump Day!)

Warning: Proceed to the Weekend with Caution! Sirs day humor, lure's day jokes, and Murr's Day puns ahead.
| Sunday Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | Monday Puns | 2 | 3 | Tuesday | 2 | 3 | Wednesday Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Thursday Humor | 2 | Friday Fun | 2 | 3 | 4 | Saturday LOLs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |

Q. Which days of the week are a mere blur the following morning?
A. Thurs-Daze.

Q. Which day of the week always has to be censored?
A. CurseDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the crappiest?
A. TurdsDay.

Q. Why does Wednesday hate Thursday?
A. Because it's the only thing blocking Friday!

Q. Which day of the week is the most refreshing once it's over?
A. ThirstDay.

Q. Which day of the week do sots look forward to?
A. SlursDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the most gallant?
A. SirsDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the best lover?
A. ThrustDay.

Q. Which day of the week do Impractical Jokes like best?
A. Murr'sDay!

Q. Which days of the week are the dizziest?
A. Thurs-Daze.

Q. Which day of the week is a fraction of the others?
A. ThirdsDay.

Q. Which day of the week really should be Ladies Night at the pub?
A. HersDay.

Q. Which day of the week do fishermen enjoy most?
A. LuresDay.

Q. On which day of the week do dog groomers work their hardest?
A. FursDay.

Q. Which day of the week do pine trees like the best?
A. FirsDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the prickliest?
A. BurrsDay.

Q. Which day of the week do Vikings still sing about?
A. Thor'sDay.

Q. Which day of the week claims to be Number One?
A. FirstDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the most painful?
A. HurtsDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the geekiest?
A. NerdsDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the deadliest?
A. HearseDay.

Q. Which day of the week tends to drive you crazy?
A. TurnsDay.

Q. Which day of the week is a giant hot dog?
A. WurstDay.

Q. Which day of the week do sh*thead coworkers like best?
A. TurdsDay.

| Daily Jokes | Sunday Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Monday | 2 | 3 | Tuesday | 2 | 3 | Wednesday | 2 | 3 |
| Thursday Humor | 2 | Friday Fun | 2 | 3 | 4 | Saturday LOLs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Holiday Party Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | Valentine's Day Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | VD Day Pick-Up Lines |
| Funny Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Scary Halloween Treats | Spooky Chat Up Lines |
| Winter Humor | 2 | 3 | Winter Hookup Lines | Xmas Animal Jokes | Christmas Music Jokes |
| Festive Christmas Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | Christmas Come-Ons | 2 |

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