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Thursday
Jokes, Thirst Day Puns, Turds Day Humor
Greet
Thursday with thirds day humor, hearse day puns, wurst day laughs and
hurts day jokes.
Thurs-Daze Puns, Thor's Day Jokes, Firs Day LOLs
(Because Thirst Day Jokes Could
Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're on the Back
Side of Hump Day!) |
Warning:
Proceed to the Weekend with Caution! Sirs day humor, lure's day
jokes, and Murr's Day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| 2 | 3
| Friday Jokes and TGIF Funs | Friday
the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which days of the week are a mere blur the following morning?
A. Thurs-Daze.
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Which day of the week always has to be censored?
A. CurseDay. |
Q.
Which day of the week is the crappiest?
A. TurdsDay.
Q.
Why does Wednesday hate Thursday?
A. Because it's the only thing blocking Friday!
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Q.
Which day of the week is the most refreshing once it's over?
A. ThirstDay.
Q.
Which day of the week do sots look forward to?
A. SlursDay. |
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Q. Which day of the week is the most gallant?
A. SirsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is the best lover?
A. ThrustDay. |
Q.
Which day of the week do Impractical Jokes like best?
A. Murr'sDay!
Q.
Which days of the week are the dizziest?
A. Thurs-Daze.
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Q.
Which day of the week is a fraction of the others?
A. ThirdsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week really should be Ladies Night at the
pub?
A. HersDay. |
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Which day of the week do fishermen enjoy most?
A. LuresDay.
Q.
On which day of the week do dog groomers work their hardest?
A. FursDay. |
Q.
Which day of the week do pine trees like the best?
A. FirsDay.
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Which day of the week is the prickliest?
A. BurrsDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do Vikings still sing about?
A. Thor'sDay.
Q.
Which day of the week claims to be Number One?
A. FirstDay. |
| Q.
Which day of the week is the most painful?
A. HurtsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is the geekiest?
A. NerdsDay. |
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Which day of the week is the deadliest?
A. HearseDay.
Q.
Which day of the week tends to drive you crazy?
A. TurnsDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week is a giant hot dog?
A. WurstDay.
Q.
Which day of the week do sh*thead coworkers like best?
A. TurdsDay. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
It's still Thirst Day, so here's
even more re-hearsed
humor, turdy jokes,
burned LOLs and the wurst
painful puns to hurt your funny
bone today:
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Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
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Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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