What's the worst thing about growing a beard for No Shave
A. Hipsters think you're one of them!
Why did the guy grow a beard in November?
A. To prove he wasn't a bald-faced liar.
How is a beard like true love?
A. It never ends... It only grows!
What do you call a guy with brown hair and a red beard?
A. A Chin-ger.
Beard-Vember Groan: I really mustache you a question, but
I'll shave it for later.
What kind of facial hair does the hipster ghost at the haunted
A. A soul patch.
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Who are the happiest people at November NFL football game?
A. The cheerleaders!
What happened to the Colorado brew pub patron who fell
into a barrel of beer while watching a fall Broncos
A. He came to a very bitter end.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching
Monday Night Football?
A. The sofa doesn't keep asking for Bud Light!
Why did the blonde leave the Broncos tailgating party crying?
A. Because they ran out of Coors Light in left-handed cans.
How can you tell it was a brutal Broncos game at the Denver
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"
Bar Point to Ponder: If you're an alcoholic if you drink
too much vodka, then are you Fantastic if you drink too
much Orange Crush soda during a Broncos Game?
If you say "Pumpkin Spice Latte" three times, a girl in
yoga pants will appear and tell you all the good things
Spiced Pick-Up Line: Hey Pumpkin, I've been thinking 'bout
you a whole latte lately.
What do little green men like to put in their late autumn
What is a frog's favorite beverage during the cool fall
A. Hot Croak-o!
Fall Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you Cappuccino? 'Cause
you are hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.
What do you call stolen Halloween candy that was finally
recovered in November?
A. Hot Chocolate!
Why don't Londoners drink hot chocolate during the col fall
A. Because it's just not their cup of tea.