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Wednesday
Jokes, What's Day Humor, Weird Puns
Wend
your way to where's Wednesday humor, red's day puns, and bends
day jokes.
Weeds Day Puns and Windy Wednesday Jokes
(Because Bends Day Jokes and Wells Day Puns Could
Never Be TOO Mainstream on Wets Day Night!) |
Warning:
KaPow! Wham Wednesday jokes, warts day humor, and wacky weeds day
puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
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Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day LOLs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
How do superheroes refer to Wednesday?
A. WhamsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is a real blowhard?
A. Winds Day. |
Q.
What is Eddie Munster's favorite day of the week?
A. Were's Day!
Q.
Which day of the week does Pugsley protect?
A. Weird Wednesday.
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Q.
Why is Wednesday called Hump Day?
A. Because it's the WTF lead-in to the next two days!
Q.
Which day of the week really packs a punch?
A. Whams Day. |
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Q. What do potheads call Wednesday?
A. RestDay.
Q.
Which day of the week do burned out light bulbs enjoy the
most?
A. WeedsDay! 'Cause matches, lighters, candles and stove
burners light up the night. |
Q.
Which day of the week do big-haired '80s rockers remember
most fondly?
A. RadsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week has the most cutting puns?
A. Whets Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week do farmers look forward to most?
A. WetsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week do frogs and toads live for?
A. Warts Day. |
| Q.
What did the yoga class call the midweek session?
A. BendsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is the most limber?
A. Bends Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is a weatherman's favorite to predict?
A. WetsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week do lycanthroopes sing about during
the full moon?
A. Were's Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week is the wettest?
A. WellsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week drinks way too much coffee?
A. Wireds Day. |
| Q.
How do you know it's finally Wine Wednesday?
A. Because not a single woman in the room is whining about
last Tuesday.
Q.
Which days of the week serve the best hamburgers?
A. Wednesdays. |
Q.
How do you finally get over hump day?
A. Buck Up to Thursday!
Q.
Which day is it easiest to get lost on?
A. Where's Day.
Q.
Which city just loves Winds-Day?
A. Chicago.
Midweek
Point to Ponder: Why doesn't anybody get married on Wednesday?
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Q.
What do you call it when Christmas falls on a Wednesday?
A. WantsDay.
Q.
On which day of the week do hipsters launch their newest
trends?
A. Weirds Day. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
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Holiday Party Jokes |
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Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
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Jokes |
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Holiday |
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Hookups |
You wend along this
far, so here's even more weedy
funny humor,
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painful puns to get your over the midweek
hump:
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