What can you get online on Caturday that you can't get on
any other day of the week?
A. Lots of lynx!
Why was the Bob Cat in a bad mood at the Caturday speed
A. Because he prefers to be called Robert.
When will you find the most inner city cats on the prowl
Which day of the week features the most catty gossip online?
Why couldn't the tired tiger get to sleep on Caturday night?
A. He had nothing to lion.
Point to Ponder: Do rats fear Caturdays, or do they party
hearty and act as if there is no tomorrow, just like we
When do cats shed the most hair all over the house?
Caturday Chat Up Line: Is
your daddy Tony, the Tiger? 'Cause you look grrreat!
How can tigers just freely prowl around on Caturday without
A. 'Cause they're striped.
which day of the week ends with the most drunken female
Why do cats like Painful
all week long?
A. 'Cause they're claw-fully funny!
Night Hookup Lion: Hey Kitty,
wanna play lion? Okay, you just kneel right there, and I'll
throw you my meat.